Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 The Browns have been, are and will be the reason that the Bucs aren't the most pathetic franchise in the NFL. They can get new players, new coaches, and they suck even harder. Please, tell me why WHY is Baker Fucking Mayfield still all over the television with those stupid fucking commercials? Methinks he needs to cancel his contract and pay the insurance company not to show those stupid ads, and maybe think about what playing football for a living might be like? Because he fucking sucks, has sucked and will suck So maybe the Joe Burrow era begins tonight, I wouldn't doubt at all that the Bengals win this game to put the Browns into the 0-2 dungeon and we can begin to watch the self immolation to a 4-12 Browns season in earnest. Really? This is the best the NFL Network can do? I mean, it's football so I'll watch. But why the shit teams from Ohio? Ohio sucks. Sorry nnudy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bucs63 90,791,266 Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 23 minutes ago, Tundra said: The Browns have been, are and will be the reason that the Bucs aren't the most pathetic franchise in the NFL. They can get new players, new coaches, and they suck even harder. Please, tell me why WHY is Baker Fucking Mayfield still all over the television with those stupid fucking commercials? Methinks he needs to cancel his contract and pay the insurance company not to show those stupid ads, and maybe think about what playing football for a living might be like? Because he fucking sucks, has sucked and will suck So maybe the Joe Burrow era begins tonight, I wouldn't doubt at all that the Bengals win this game to put the Browns into the 0-2 dungeon and we can begin to watch the self immolation to a 4-12 Browns season in earnest. Really? This is the best the NFL Network can do? I mean, it's football so I'll watch. But why the shit teams from Ohio? Ohio sucks. Sorry nnudy! The only reason has to be because Joe Burrow's mom is a hot little milf and she might get some air time. It's all about rattings. I can't count how many times I self immolated just getting a glimpse last season. Probably should keep some Jergens on hand Thursday. Tundra 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JOEinPHX 436 Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 I'll watch anything that could advance Baker Mayfield's slide into bust status. Tundra 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gulf Shore Steve 81,684,281 Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 First pick in the draft vs. a couple of guys who get too much attention in Mayfield and Beckham Jr. Thursday games generally are unwatchable anyway no matter which teams are playing so lining up these two gangs makes just as much sense as anything else. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 17 Author Report Share Posted September 17 4 hours ago, bucs63 said: The only reason has to be because Joe Burrow's mom is a hot little milf and she might get some air time. It's all about rattings. I can't count how many times I self immolated just getting a glimpse last season. Probably should keep some Jergens on hand Thursday. Link? 1 hour ago, JOEinPHX said: I'll watch anything that could advance Baker Mayfield's slide into bust status. Ditto. I despise his arrogant "I've got it all figured out" ass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boatrunner 1,857,905 Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 Trashcan football- Looking forward to seeing a rookie QB pick apart the shitbag Browns Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Burrow looked good on drive one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Bengals defense looks like ass. Slow. Can’t tackle at all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Burrow is about to throw a pick six. He’s starting to stare them down. Or just look away as the snap comes a’la JaMiss. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Bengals defense reminds me of Mike Smiths Bucs defenses post 2016. Can’t rush the passer, or cover a receiver, but at least they can’t stop the run. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 I like the Bengals KO returner. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Mix on can play when he’s not coldcocking women. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Burrow hits a Td pass. The legend grows. But it will be 21-10 in a minute. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Too bad the Bucs can’t have like 4 games each against the Ohio Shitters. Why the fascination with brown? Fat dumb and coprophiliac is no way to go through life, son. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Newsflash - Erin Andrews just flashed her tits! oh wait - that was a fake on pornhub, I’ve got a few screens open. SundayTicket 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Erin Andrews just banged a rhinoceros! oh wait same issue different site Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 If Samuraibuc would ever pull his head out of Fuzzy Mae’s daughters ass he would appreciate the shit I’m watching Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Ed Orgeron is beating off right now watching Joe Burrow. And all the porn sites I’ve got up in parallel. You go Ed! You go Ed! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Good god the Bengals suck on defense. Give me a crack whore that can suck like that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 And the Browns are still the Browns! 4 tries against the leagues worst and they can’t get it in, never once letting Curtis Mayfield run with it on an option. Stupid fecal Browns. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 But the Bengals are the Bungles so......... Erin Andrews is knocking on my door with a bag of weed and a months supply of viagara. oh wait that’s Jen Aniston. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 To self soothe and because all the skin has been abraded off my Jimmy’s Johnson, I rewatched Brady’s first drive as a Buc a few times. Script a few drives, dickheads! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Joe Buck. Troy Aikman. Do they call it 69ing when two dudes do it? I swear Troy has buck spooge running out of his eye. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Whoever the Bungles coich is, he fucking sucks. Nixon hasn’t seen a ball since Erin was blowing me and then they give it to him on 3rd and 3. Bwaahahahaha! Of course Joe B gets it on 4th. At least we have Josh Rosen, the next Mike Glennon except for the smarts and the hot wife. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,607,753 Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Bagger Mayfuck throws the pick and Joe Burrow gets the bungles to within one score. Can the Brwoneyes emulate Matt Pudricia’s Loins and cave under the Inevitability of failure? Of course they can! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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