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    Tundra got a reaction from Dunn_Deal28 in Bucs   
    Hatem. 
    Fuckem.
    We'll finish 5-11. 
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    Tundra reacted to UncleBuc in It's not the coaching...   
    Running the f-ing ball cures a whole bunch of ills on both sides of the ball.
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    Tundra reacted to SamuraiBuc in Bucs   
    Spot the fuck on.
    Carlton Davis never had a prayer of covering Hill one on one. Hill is probably twice as fast as Davis (exaggeration I know). David plays better physical and pressing. Having him on Hill was a poor decision. Having him on Hill alone was a colossally stupid decision.
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    Tundra reacted to bucs63 in Denver will not have an eligible QB due to Covid on Sunday....   
    That's surprising. But I guess you are pretty creative.
    I would've figured you might have spawned something from a much larger mount such as the popular llama or trusty goat. But just getting a gopher out of their hole and into it's, is nothing less than masterful.
    Free range babies. Gotta love em.
     
     
     
    The devil made me do it.
     
     
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    Tundra got a reaction from Dunn_Deal28 in Vikings 70 Sucs 0   
    Might as well get this out there now so it has a chance to marinate. Maybe the Glazertards will read it. 
     
    Dalvin Cook has over 300 yards from scrimmage as Todd’s Bowel decides to shadow him the whole game with Joe Haeg who he converts from useless backup OL to a DT/LB/OL hybrid, kind of like what Dominik used to love doing with players.   The Jefferson kid from LSU gets 250 receiving yards and four touchdowns in the first quarter.  It’s 49-0 by the end of the first half and Glazarians decides to pull Marcia out of the game after her fourth interception was 25 yards from the nearest Bucs receiver. Goobert comes in to start the second half and promptly shits his pants, literally and needs to leave the game.   Glazarians decides to put Joe Haeg at QB after giving credit to the Broncos for trying to play without a QB.   Couldn’t be any worse, really.   A loss is a loss.  
     
    Before the game, Evans and Godwin opt out of the season, declaring that Marcia let Antonio’s Browns go to a strip club and he asymptomatically infected them both.  
     
    Succup had a chance to avert the shutout at the end but shanked it into the Bucs bench, knocking Glazarians out cold. Buc fans cheered, all 762 that were at the game. 
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    Tundra reacted to Gulf Shore Steve in Denver will not have an eligible QB due to Covid on Sunday....   
    I'm not a big fan of the single wing in the NFL.
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    Tundra reacted to Bucaroo Bonzai in Dear NFL   
    I think we're fucked, but I'm not blaming the players anymore.  Brady and the receivers are having some growing pains this year, but he was damn good for most of the 2nd half.  There were some great throws.

    BUT, the coaches need to prepare them better, and frankly WHAT THE F-ing hell was that on defense?  We have the talent, but the went with man coverage on Hill, so he stomped on their nuts and had them beat by the first quarter, and then finished it off in the 4th.  Good enough coaching to beat up on weak teams, and bad enough to get stomped by good teams with elite coaches.
     
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    Tundra got a reaction from Dunn_Deal28 in Glad Bucs Got a QB Who Throws Two Horrible Picks Every Fucking Home Game   
    Fuckem, hatem, this stupid fucking team. Lose out you fucking useless turds. 
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    Tundra reacted to vwfanatic in Another Jaboo like performance from Jaboo   
    Defensive coordinators have figured out how to beat TB. The game plan is to put heavy pressure on Brady early in the game, press cover his receivers, and make him get the ball out of his hands before routes can develop. Once he's rattled, it seems to stick with him the remainder of the game, he's throwing early even when the protection is there. He does not like to get hit, who does and he's 43 after all.  Totally immobile like a statue in the pocket, not even sliding forward when the opportunity is there. The Saints, Rams, and even the Giants had this figured out about him. The GOAT is a run of the mill QB at this point in his career. Bucs may make the playoffs, but they will not be a factor. By the way, our DB's suck in spite of all the picks wasted on them.
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    Tundra got a reaction from Dunn_Deal28 in Tom and Todd lost this one   
    The defense played their asses off in the second half. Get the ball back with 2 and a half minutes to go.  Tom Brady. All those weapons.
     
    Bowles did his job. If we’re going to call out a coordinator, it’s Leftwich for “inspiring”  Tom tomtake the deep shots when he can’t throw them and they were blanketed. 
     
    The way the D played in the second half, if Brady just keeps his 15 yard pass game going, Bucs would have won.  
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    Tundra got a reaction from Dunn_Deal28 in I Fucking HATE This Team   
    GODDDAMMMMITTTTT.
     
    Thinking alright, the GOAT has this and Leftwurch will stop setting up Brady to throw the deep ball, we'll juct drive it down and score a TD or a FG with time expiring and the GOAT delivers one of the epic wins in Bucs history (not many of those). Instead, we get ---  THAT. 
     
    Fuck fuck fuck fuck you you you you Glazers Arians Leftirurch Brady my ass is sore and once again you took me back and then threw me in the sewer like Belushi to Carrie Fisher in the Blues Brothers. 
     
    FUCK THIS FUCKENED OVERHYPED BUNCH OF FUCKS. The goddamned Dolphins have just as good of a chance of making the playoffs as our "All Stars." 
     
    This isn't the NBA fucksticks.  GODDDDDAMMMMITTTTTT
     
     
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    Tundra got a reaction from SamuraiBuc in Sunday Night Football   
    I want the Chuckies to win but the reason for the post is, Carrie Underwood just keeps getting hotter and hotter. My god. I’d let her strap one on and rodger  me like a bullqueer would rodger  a  prison bitch.   She’s ridiculous. 
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    Tundra got a reaction from SamuraiBuc in Brees will be out for a while. Will it be Jameis Winston or Hill?   
    Don’t fuck up perfection.
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    Tundra got a reaction from jobuc597 in Sunday Night Football   
    Gruden is getting really fucking fat, man.   Hope he doesn’t have the big one before he gets his ass in shape. 
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    Tundra reacted to jobuc597 in Just a reminder, it is always a good day when Cam Newton loses   
    Cams Hats get weirder all the time
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    Tundra reacted to bucs63 in Sunday Night Football   
    I kinda doubt that. But maybe like a fresh scungilli salad.
    Like that wise man once said: if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
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    Tundra reacted to jobuc597 in Sunday Night Football   
    I have an uncle Moe: He says Her pussy tastes like ....York Peppermint paddies
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    Tundra reacted to bucs63 in Sunday Night Football   
    She's so hot the show goes downhill after her intro.
    As my uncle Moe used to say, I'd lick her from asshole to elbow. 
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    Tundra reacted to Gulf Shore Steve in Rams 48 Bucs 3   
    Apple is still looking for Max McGee
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    Tundra reacted to bucs63 in Rams 48 Bucs 3   
    He was listed as FP Thursday I believe. Hopefully it's not the battered brain that set him back but something less threatening. The last thing I'd want to hear about is Marpet wandering about the streets babbling like a lunatic in much the way Sears ended up.
    Although he'd probably make a spectacular BucsChat poster.
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    Tundra got a reaction from SamuraiBuc in Brees will be out for a while. Will it be Jameis Winston or Hill?   
    Actually it's our cousister Fuzzy Mae West. As far as we know she's still in reg's closet or basement or basement closet. Selfish bastage won't send her back. 
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    Tundra reacted to Bucaroo Bonzai in Brees will be out for a while. Will it be Jameis Winston or Hill?   
    I'm not saying I don't trust your word on this, but where was she buried?
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    Tundra reacted to jobuc597 in Brees will be out for a while. Will it be Jameis Winston or Hill?   
    Uhh what....you and smricnt are hard to tell apart......but you guys doing it too...no right....yeah no....
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    Tundra got a reaction from jobuc597 in Brees will be out for a while. Will it be Jameis Winston or Hill?   
    I fucked Mae West. Her voice was lower than smricnt’s voice.   Wait - maybe that was snricnt. 
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    Tundra reacted to Ramsforever in Brees will be out for a while. Will it be Jameis Winston or Hill?   
    They took Inspector Gadget over Winston.
     
    LMFAO !!
     
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