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    Boatrunner reacted to tfree32 in Game Day Thread Chiefs vs Bucs 11/30/20   
    It sure would be nice if Arians/Leftwich knew every play doesn't have to be a 30 yard pass. Short passes and running plays are also legal. Play action is a great way to free up receivers. There's a ton of wasted talent on this team right now. 
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    Boatrunner got a reaction from Dunn_Deal28 in Game Day Thread Chiefs vs Bucs 11/30/20   
    I hate this fucking team 
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    Boatrunner reacted to BFFL in Game Day Thread Chiefs vs Bucs 11/30/20   
    3rd and 2 and you don’t even have a running back in the backfield to at least give the option for a run
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    Boatrunner got a reaction from bucs63 in Another Jaboo like performance from Jaboo   
    Might as well sign Dirk Diggler that way the Bucs can be thorough in their fucking up. 
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    Boatrunner got a reaction from SamuraiBuc in I Fucking HATE This Team   
    Come on man, none of this surprised any of us who have been lifelong fans- It's the Bucs, when all of the cards are on the table they choke.   Don't worry, Brady always wins after a loss- I forgot, who do we play next week?
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    Boatrunner reacted to Dunn_Deal28 in Tom and Todd lost this one   
    Well, the party line after the New Orleans game was that the team didn't show up and the coaching had nothing to do with it.
    Leftwich and Arians are stupid and stubborn. Adjust your playbook to account for a 43 year old QB or watch the offense get destroyed by teams that have a viable pass rush.
    As for the running game, Jones had a career day against Carolina. The following week - 10 carries. Makes sense.
    This team has the talent of an 11-12 win team and the coaching staff of a 6-7 win team. Talent will sneak them into the playoffs but that's where the season ends.
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    Boatrunner reacted to Dunn_Deal28 in I Fucking HATE This Team   
    They'll limp into the playoffs at 9-7 and get their shit packed in the first game. 
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    Boatrunner got a reaction from Dunn_Deal28 in Tom and Todd lost this one   
    Leftwich/ Brady lost the fucking game-  Also Tell me again why BA signed AB?  We dont fucking need him, he takes throws away from Evans and Godwin and playing time from Scotty Miller- Ever since he's been on the team Brady has looked like dog shit. 
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    Boatrunner got a reaction from Dunn_Deal28 in I Fucking HATE This Team   
    Come on man, none of this surprised any of us who have been lifelong fans- It's the Bucs, when all of the cards are on the table they choke.   Don't worry, Brady always wins after a loss- I forgot, who do we play next week?
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    Boatrunner got a reaction from Bucaroo Bonzai in Tom and Todd lost this one   
    Leftwich/ Brady lost the fucking game-  Also Tell me again why BA signed AB?  We dont fucking need him, he takes throws away from Evans and Godwin and playing time from Scotty Miller- Ever since he's been on the team Brady has looked like dog shit. 
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    Boatrunner got a reaction from fanofdabucs in Tom and Todd lost this one   
    Leftwich/ Brady lost the fucking game-  Also Tell me again why BA signed AB?  We dont fucking need him, he takes throws away from Evans and Godwin and playing time from Scotty Miller- Ever since he's been on the team Brady has looked like dog shit. 
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    Boatrunner reacted to Bucaroo Bonzai in Brees will be out for a while. Will it be Jameis Winston or Hill?   
    The Bucs invested 5 years developing him, and frankly he had good coaches, so I don't see this as a case of the Bucs not investing enough time developing him.  Maybe maturity will kick in (especially after not getting the fat contract and taking a cheap 1 year deal), or maybe something starts to click now that he has had lasik, but that really isn't on the Bucs.  Frankly, he made the call when he demanded pretty high franchise QB money after 5 lackluster seasons.  He had 30 interceptions last year, and looking at the highlights of those, he probably singlehandedly lost 5-6 games, and then he was -9 when it came to fumbles.  So after asking for 25 million, not only did every team in the league pass on offering him starter money, but they also passed on offering him good backup money.

    Now he could very well make huge strides with a new team, but that's not a reason to keep a player.  Also, the QBs and players that really burned us tended to be guys we surrounded with crap, didn't give much of a chance to, or simply were dumped b/c of cheap owners.  Winston had great receivers to throw to, and they invested 5 years on him.  It seems to me that in recent years, we really haven't been burned unexpectedly in recent years with players we cut.  Sure, we unloaded a few head cases that we knew had tons of talent, but they needed to go to a team that could handle their crap.

    Frankly had we kept Winston, I think we'd have another year without a winning season, and both the coaching staff and he would likely have been jettisoned afterwards.

    https://www.theringer.com/2020/4/8/21212208/jameis-winston-interceptions-fumbles-turnovers-new-team
     
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    Boatrunner reacted to Tundra in Brees will be out for a while. Will it be Jameis Winston or Hill?   
    None of JPP, Suh, or Shaq would still be on the team.  Gronkowski wouldn’t be here. Fournette wouldn’t be a Buc.  This would be a clusterfuck of epic proportions with yet another fraud I got tricked by. FUCKEM. HATEM. 
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    Boatrunner reacted to Tundra in Ronde Barber Film Study Breaks Down Rojo's 98 Yard Run   
    This is a must watch, capons.   Once in a while you get perfect execution on the perfect play call. This is one of those times. I haven't stopped thudding the pud to make pudding since. 
     
    Tell me -- didn't it look like Dong Smith had a handful of jersey on that ? He must have declutched just in the nick of time. Not sure how the zebras view such technique -- do they have a clock in their head or hjust a cock in their head?   I swear that's been called holding in the past. Glad it wasn't called. 
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    Boatrunner got a reaction from Dunn_Deal28 in Four carries...   
    Ive been saying this all season- The Bucs throw  entirely too much- even when they are winning by 2 scores in the 4 quarter they still throw- It finally bit them in the ass- Leftwich & Bruce need to really evaluate how they call an offense 
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    Boatrunner reacted to Tundra in I’m really nervous about tonight’s game   
    Boys, I have taken 4 massive dumps in the last hour.  My stomach is in knots.  I have that feeling of dread, like I’m about to see something unspeakably horrific. Like if Rachel Alexandra was on top of smricnt and then suddenly collapsed on him a’la Catherine the Great.  Or like if regulator sent back a box labeled “Fuzzy Mae” but it was a cruel joke and when I opened it,  inside was a really pissed off hairy bulldyke with a  strap-on Louisville slugger and a can of fire ants. 
     
    I don’t know why this game looms so ominously but it does. It is the fucking Bucs after all, and they still have too many episodes of competence absenteeism. 
     
    Daniel Jones first series, he will go deep and catch our young DBs unready. Then Brady throws a Jameisian pick 6 and BOOM we’re behind 14-0 before the starting lineups have even been announced. 
     
    Two and a half hours later, my  tv has made a hole in my neighbor’s sliding glass door. 
     
    Fuckened.
    Dammmitttt.
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    Boatrunner reacted to bucs63 in I’m really nervous about tonight’s game   
    This game is in New Jersey - It will be cold - Brady is now a Buc - Bucs can't play in cold. So there's just as much chance the team comes back with cold sores and genital warts than bits of W stuck in their still chattering teeth?
    But these are Brady Bucs. Thems the fucking Giants. Do we quiver in panties on game day? FUCK NO.
    We chug Pepto and bourbon like the leather skinned alcohol soaked syphilitic corpses we're destined to be, damnit.
    Go Bucs
     
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    Boatrunner got a reaction from SamuraiBuc in Fuck you Cash   
    Rays maybe would have won game six 1-0   they still would have lost game 7-  The Dodgers have a stacked team that has been to the series 3 times in the last 4 years
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    Boatrunner reacted to Gulf Shore Steve in Fuck you Cash   
    So the Rays do what the Rays do to get them into the position they were in last night....2nd best record in the game playing the team with the best record in the game in what at best is the next to last game of the season.... and now it's a problem when it doesn't work?
    The Rays scored one run. It is highly unlikely that the one run would have stood up no matter what the pitching changes were.
     
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    Boatrunner got a reaction from Tundra in Rays and Dodgers are now the best of 5 series. All tied 1-1   
    In case it hasn't been discussed; Joe Buck is Gay for the Dodgers.
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    Boatrunner got a reaction from Dunn_Deal28 in Godwin hurt (again)...   
    The Good news is we only need to score 14 points to beat the Giants
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    Boatrunner got a reaction from SamuraiBuc in Fuck you Cash   
    there is nobody on the bench better than Snell- That was a major Fuckup
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    Boatrunner got a reaction from SamuraiBuc in Rays and Dodgers are now the best of 5 series. All tied 1-1   
    In case it hasn't been discussed; Joe Buck is Gay for the Dodgers.
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    Boatrunner got a reaction from tfree32 in Falcons with their season dead- Let's get COVID   
    Falcons with their interim head coach Raheem the Dream are in the Trevor Lawrence sweepstakes. 
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    Boatrunner reacted to Tundra in Hatem. Fuckem.   
    Can the Bucs season be banned too like the Gators just were? I’m too old and tired of this shit to take it any more.   The Dungy/Gruden years seduced me into thinking this was a good franchise.  And maybe it was until Malcolm stroked and croaked.  But since his defective sperms united with some crackwhore’s defective ovaries, and the resultant tardation took over,   it’s been like trying to drink from a toilet with turds in it.  
     
    I’m not going to be fooled by yet another false dawn.
     
    2010  10-6?   Hahahahaaaa. Mirage. 
     
    2011 4-2?  The two losses were blowouts, a huge indicator that Raheehaw was also a mirage.  4-12!
     
    2012 6-4?    Fuck, I bought it. After Freeman brought them back against the Panthers with that amazing toss to VJ in the end zone, I said “This is it!”  Then they lost the next 5 in a row. 
     
    2015 6-6?  The Lovie train! Yes I believed again! I even wanted that comatose mouth breathing motherfucker.  They collapsed to finish 6-10. Fuck you Lovie. 
     
    2016 8-5?  The infamous 5 game winning streak, Winston actually playing like a quarterback instead of a fantasy stats obsessed imbecile.......and then the loss to Dallas took the air out of the sails. Mike Big Head fucking Smith decided to extort Glazerfools’ money and write a book instead of coach. But still 9-7;gave hope until....
     
    2017 5-11 worst defense ever. Fuck you all. 
     
    2018 2-0?   Fitzmagic! Except we had Dirk and the Jameis distraction. And consecutive 5-11.   Meanwhile I believe to this day that if Fitz had been the starter all season, the Bucs would have won at least 8 and maybe 10:games. 
     
    2019 Arians!   Fuck it 7-9, Jameis throws Testaverdian interceptions. Risk this biscuit fuckhead, 
     
    2020 3-1 oh I mean 3-2? 
     
    Not this time motherfuckers. Not this time. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. All work and no play makes Jack a dill boy. 
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