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Had to visit the doctor this morning...

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...but it wasn't Covid-19.  Picked up a UTI somehow and it burns like a mother when I whiz.  I've found that it's very helpful to distract myself by singing during the more painful moments, so I came up with some lyrics.  Goes like this...

 

(Bouncing up and down on the toilet seat)

OO-ga-chaka, oo-ga-chaka

OO-ga, oo-ga, oo-ga-chaka

OO-ga-chaka, oo-ga-chaka

OO-ga, oo-ga, oo-ga-chaka

I don't like this feeling, when I have to pee,

Feels like hot lava, see-ping out of me

I don't want it,

I don't want no more,

How'd I I catch it?

From some llama whore.

OW -ow-ow-ow-ow

It's not a good feeling.

 

I'm on Cipro now, but I figure I'll have a second verse ready before this is over

Axe, you're welcome to the lyrics, but if you record, I want tundra on sax and a video of burning llamas going over a cliff in the background.

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8 hours ago, JOEinPHX said:

...but it wasn't Covid-19.  Picked up a UTI somehow and it burns like a mother when I whiz.  I've found that it's very helpful to distract myself by singing during the more painful moments, so I came up with some lyrics.  Goes like this...

 

(Bouncing up and down on the toilet seat)

OO-ga-chaka, oo-ga-chaka

OO-ga, oo-ga, oo-ga-chaka

OO-ga-chaka, oo-ga-chaka

OO-ga, oo-ga, oo-ga-chaka

I don't like this feeling, when I have to pee,

Feels like hot lava, see-ping out of me

I don't want it,

I don't want no more,

How'd I I catch it?

From some llama whore.

OW -ow-ow-ow-ow

It's not a good feeling.

 

I'm on Cipro now, but I figure I'll have a second verse ready before this is over

Axe, you're welcome to the lyrics, but if you record, I want tundra on sax and a video of burning llamas going over a cliff in the background.

 

7 hours ago, Boatrunner said:

wear a condom next time and this wont happen. 

This is why I prefer livestock.  No need for a condom. 

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