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1 hour ago, fanofdabucs said:

Not sure that's not to like. The music and acoustics usually suck anyway during the halftime show.

So why not have two sexy Latinos shaking their asses on stage?

But I do enjoy the yearly, "Why not AC/DC or Metallica?" crew. As if us older, white dudes are the target audience for the NFL.

Of course it could suck a lot worse. Especially considering the target audience probably looks a lot more like this...

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Than this...

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BUT THESE GUYS LOOK MORE LIKE THE FUN LOVIN AHOLES I SEE AT THE BUC GAMES AND OTHERS.

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8 minutes ago, rook said:

I thought the NFL would be more hip and use entertainers from Miami and the old Jackie Gleason show  with the June Taylor dancers. Maybe a video clip from the Honeymooners. Could have gone with Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound machine and let the rhythm get them.

Were at the first Super Bowl...

Image result for old jewish retiree in miami

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52 minutes ago, JOEinPHX said:

I think it's time you learned the difference between a 'latino' and a 'latina'.  Or am I treading on personal preference here?

Haha...

Maybe my phone thinks I perfer the male persuasion..

Considering my wife is a Latina, had she known I wrote how id like to see a couple Spanish dudes shaking their asses on stage..she may go full Lorena Bobbitt on me.

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2 hours ago, fanofdabucs said:

Haha...

Maybe my phone thinks I perfer the male persuasion..

Considering my wife is a Latina, had she known I wrote how id like to see a couple Spanish dudes shaking their asses on stage..she may go full Lorena Bobbitt on me.

Oh no ..not the Lorena Bobbitt thingy...

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30 minutes ago, jobuc597 said:

Oh no ..not the Lorena Bobbitt thingy...

The whole enchilada. Gone. Left the frijoles.

True story. When she threw the cut off thing out of the car it hit the windshield of like the only other car on the road. Two old ladies. The driver said "Did you see the size of the dick on that bug?"

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3 hours ago, bucs63 said:

The whole enchilada. Gone. Left the frijoles.

True story. When she threw the cut off thing out of the car it hit the windshield of like the only other car on the road. Two old ladies. The driver said "Did you see the size of the dick on that bug?"

yeah who else gets a whack job a reattachment and a becomes a porn star....

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2 hours ago, bucs63 said:

Listening to new Tool, drinking Blonde from Asheville, in good company. Fuck the NFL. And bring on the T and  A for halftime. Add a few goats a llamas too ya dumb sumbitches.

Wish T was here damnit!

Opening for Tool would be the one thing that would get me back on a stage again ;)

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A few excerpts for our Saturday morning. Enjoy with your coffee. Or prune juice and high fiber oatmeal. :rotflmao

"...The decision by the National Football League to have Jennifer Lopez and Shakira perform at the Super Bowl next February isn't sitting well with Dee Snider. The Twisted Sister frontman expressed his disapproval, saying that the league is ignoring hard rock and metal at its biggest event, even as those sounds are regularly heard at football games.

"WTF!? @shakira and @jlo for this year's @nfl halftime show!?" he tweeted. "Once again the great heavy music that rocks the stadiums week after week, game after game is completely ignored. I guess we don't shake our ass enough!!"

"....Hey @NFL! Your go-to songs at EVERY game are metal" he wrote. "'Enter Sandman,' 'Cum On Feel the Noise,' 'Thunder[struck],' 'Crazy Train,' 'We're Not Gonna Take It,' 'We Are the Champions,' 'Final Countdown,' 'I Wanna Rock,' 'We Will Rock You,' 'Welcome to Jungle.' NONE of those bands have EVER played half-time show!"

"...The only hard rock acts to play the halftime show have been Aerosmith in 2001 -- where they appeared with NSYNC, Britney Spears, Mary J. Blige and Nelly -- and the Who in 2010."


Read More: Dee Snider Blasts NFL for Ignoring 'Heavy Music' at Super Bowl | https://ultimateclassicrock.com/dee-snider-super-bowl-halftime-show/?fbclid=IwAR0NlzmgWzGHpgJdrRVsPMm0WQyW6wsm_O0JsRa5Fzt8S_m5QSsRLpQQvto&utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49856859

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