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The 2019 Football Season has Officially Begun - Rookies

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The Sucs rookies are in full training camp mode. 

Please please PLEASE baby scotch guzzling jesus, please let them be healthy and get through camp and preseason without popping off their labia or hangnailing their ballsacks. 

Please let the Gay kicker be a legitimate bigfoot from downtown. 

Please let the rookie DBs have true ability to cover and not get Lost in Space. 

Please let the little Clemson waterbug be a legitimate return threat for punts and kickoffs. 

And please let Bruce Anderson be this year's Big Surprise in the NFL. 

Oh, and please let Devin White play to at least 50% of the ridiculous hype surrounding the dude. 

Oh and baby jesus, if you're tired of scotch, try peyote. Peyote eating baby jesus might create a more fun season for the Sucs. Thank you. 

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24 minutes ago, Tundra said:

The Sucs rookies are in full training camp mode. 

Please please PLEASE baby scotch guzzling jesus, please let them be healthy and get through camp and preseason without popping off their labia or hangnailing their ballsacks. 

Please let the Gay kicker be a legitimate bigfoot from downtown. 

Please let the rookie DBs have true ability to cover and not get Lost in Space. 

Please let the little Clemson waterbug be a legitimate return threat for punts and kickoffs. 

And please let Bruce Anderson be this year's Big Surprise in the NFL. 

Oh, and please let Devin White play to at least 50% of the ridiculous hype surrounding the dude. 

Oh and baby jesus, if you're tired of scotch, try peyote. Peyote eating baby jesus might create a more fun season for the Sucs. Thank you. 

God bless all the longshots and dark horses. Even little Scotty Miller from the bowling college.

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3 hours ago, bucs63 said:

God bless all the longshots and dark horses. Even little Scotty Miller from the bowling college.

Oh yeah. Bowling Green, Clemson —. I get all those MAC schools confused. 

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