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Optimistic 6-10 in 2019

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New regime and schemes, player turnover, and being the Bucs I'd expect a bit of a drop off from last season. 

The Bucs go 4-12 with the only division win at home against Newton. And that we'll have to keep as some ribbon to drape around our yearly participation trophy. 

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Seemed most liked those off seasons when we blew cap space on 3-4 high priced FAs and everyone was taking about how good we would be because we won the offseason..then the season would start and we’d quickly realize all those guys weren’t signed by their former teams to huge deals for a reason.

This offseason has been about as good as we’ve seen in a decade. Hired a complete, professional coaching staff.. didn’t panick and over pay their own FAs or other over hyped FAs..and resigned a few key pieces and brought in mid level guys on reasonable deals.

They are now a good draft away from being able to continue to rebuild, errr “reload” this team. 

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9 minutes ago, Gulf Shore Steve said:

At the end of the season, my expectation is that the Bucs will be hiring a new GM and bringing in another QB. Everything else is tangental bullshit.

The next GM will be female? Maybe some transgendered bullshit as you said, but it would be a first.

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45 minutes ago, The Rich McKay Conspiracy said:

Every year we think they get a million times better in the off-season.  The fact that everyone is so convinced this team will suck is the main reason that I think this year marks the real turnaround.

Exactly. Keep talking suckage Capons. 

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What I know about the NFL is aside from the Pats are going to contend is no one really knows a fucking thing.    At this point my gut says this team will struggle, but maybe the team has underperformed the past two seasons because Dirk was a eunuch who had no control.     So until they prove my suspicions, I'm playing the wait and see game.   Just please God almighty get a pass rush and running game.   Please.

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On 3/29/2019 at 8:31 AM, fanofdabucs said:

Seemed most liked those off seasons when we blew cap space on 3-4 high priced FAs and everyone was taking about how good we would be because we won the offseason..then the season would start and we’d quickly realize all those guys weren’t signed by their former teams to huge deals for a reason.

This offseason has been about as good as we’ve seen in a decade. Hired a complete, professional coaching staff.. didn’t panick and over pay their own FAs or other over hyped FAs..and resigned a few key pieces and brought in mid level guys on reasonable deals.

They are now a good draft away from being able to continue to rebuild, errr “reload” this team. 

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Im a good 3 inches from being a professional porn star.     

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1 hour ago, Boatrunner said:

Im a good 3 inches from being a professional porn star.     

Don’t think they’ll be porn stars or rock stars or champs..just able to start competing in every game, find themselves on the winning end more often last season and start trending in the right direction. 

That would be like your goal should be 2 more inches so you can get to 6in and just be average. ;)

They can try to get to porn star status next offseason. 

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39 minutes ago, jobuc597 said:

I have a pic of a little person lady pulling on my junk and I look massive...

Midget hands are fat and stumpy like their legs and little piggy toes. So. Fukin. Hot.

I once snuck one into 3 hotels in a suitcase on a road trip to Phoenix that ended at a Telecomm conference. The little bitch hit the mini bar hard which  cost me big time in little bottles and damage to the room.

I lost her in Scottsdale when she said was going to the ladies room at a Carl's Jr and never came back. I still can't have a bacon barbeque cheeseburger without getting all sentimental. 

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12 hours ago, bucs63 said:

Midget hands are fat and stumpy like their legs and little piggy toes. So. Fukin. Hot.

I once snuck one into 3 hotels in a suitcase on a road trip to Phoenix that ended at a Telecomm conference. The little bitch hit the mini bar hard which  cost me big time in little bottles and damage to the room.

I lost her in Scottsdale when she said was going to the ladies room at a Carl's Jr and never came back. I still can't have a bacon barbeque cheeseburger without getting all sentimental. 

Mini ladies and Mini Bars...tell me about it....Ahh..the memories

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1 hour ago, bucs63 said:

Yeah, mini ladies, little ladies. Apparently they don't like to be called midgets. A lot of fights we had started with tequila and "you dumb fuckin midget."

Personally, we found dwarves to be more interesting than midgets,  Huge heads (surprisingly the Glazers never hired one to be a coach).  Fun to toss.  Really awesome work on a donkey. 

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51 minutes ago, Tundra said:

Personally, we found dwarves to be more interesting than midgets,  Huge heads (surprisingly the Glazers never hired one to be a coach).  Fun to toss.  Really awesome work on a donkey. 

Whad'ya me we? Is there a group or organization to join? Like Shriners? They drive those tiny cars. 

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2 hours ago, bucs63 said:

Whad'ya me we? Is there a group or organization to join? Like Shriners? They drive those tiny cars. 

Um........I mean..............um...........no group, no no -- just, um........it's..................secret.........I mean there's no secret organization I belong to, or anyone else belongs to that smuggles in Mexican dwarves to provide animal care services, "mow the lawn" and "clean the carpet and the drapes"  as some would say. Nothing of the sort. 

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1 hour ago, Tundra said:

Um........I mean..............um...........no group, no no -- just, um........it's..................secret.........I mean there's no secret organization I belong to, or anyone else belongs to that smuggles in Mexican dwarves to provide animal care services, "mow the lawn" and "clean the carpet and the drapes"  as some would say. Nothing of the sort. 

It's no secret you can smuggle twice the dwarves in the same amount of space.

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