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Just what the team needs. More estrogen. I guess now that Miko Grimes is no longer in the secondary, it was a necessary move. 

I'm all for diversity. Really. But, holy shit -- seriously? We've come down to this?   Nothing good can happen as a result of this, and some player will get his ass in trouble for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.  

As if the Sucs don't have enough potential for distraction. 

This makes me wonder if BA isn't already checked out and trying to leave a legacy solely on having the largest coaching staff in NFL history. 

Next moves -- hire a couple Chinese transgender persons, an androgynous midget with a lisp, an Argentinian alpaca farmer who likes it up the ass and a basket of hamsters. 

And meanwhile, Cornleg Bunnycock is still on the roster. 

Fuck me Larry. 

 

 

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1 minute ago, bucs63 said:

That's so wonderful, I feel like hugging myself. I'm sure they were the best men for the job.

Self soothing is an important skill to know for a long time Bucs fan. I'm going to "hug myself" for the next several hours. Just found some vintage German doggy porn from the 50s and 60s. 

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Fuckin Sucs. Blowme. Good crying christ this is embarrassing, stupid, unnecessary. There are so many goddamned coaches they won't possibly all be on the same page. It's a numbers game.  The more there are, the probability of alignment goes down and the possibility of a catastrophic assfucking goes up. 

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2 hours ago, Tundra said:

Fuckin Sucs. Blowme. Good crying christ this is embarrassing, stupid, unnecessary. There are so many goddamned coaches they won't possibly all be on the same page. It's a numbers game.  The more there are, the probability of alignment goes down and the possibility of a catastrophic assfucking goes up. 

Now that sounds like Javidafar and Locust are a plague descended on One Buc. Arians opened the pit of the abyss, and smoke will rise out of it like the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and he air will be darkened by the smoke from the pit.

Good book it.

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3 hours ago, Tundra said:

Just what the team needs. More estrogen. I guess now that Miko Grimes is no longer in the secondary, it was a necessary move. 

I'm all for diversity. Really. But, holy shit -- seriously? We've come down to this?   Nothing good can happen as a result of this, and some player will get his ass in trouble for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.  

As if the Sucs don't have enough potential for distraction. 

This makes me wonder if BA isn't already checked out and trying to leave a legacy solely on having the largest coaching staff in NFL history. 

Next moves -- hire a couple Chinese transgender persons, an androgynous midget with a lisp, an Argentinian alpaca farmer who likes it up the ass and a basket of hamsters. 

And meanwhile, Cornleg Bunnycock is still on the roster. 

Fuck me Larry. 

 

 

I'm not sure, this one looks like she could start at Mike Linebacker and not miss a beat

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10 minutes ago, Bucaroo Bonzai said:

Both seem highly qualified....Str and Conditioning Coach and an Assistant DL Coach.  We appear to have picked up some good assistance.  Nothing to get upset over.

It isn't like Raheem Morris where they said "Hey, we need some more minority coaches, let's grab that kid playing Madden."

Exactly like Raheem Morris. In a couple years the Tards could promote Locust to head coach to keep the next sensation from being stolen by some other savvy team.

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7 minutes ago, tfree32 said:

Not surprising that one of them will be an Assistant Defensive Line Coach. I think McCoy might benefit from being coached by another woman. Maybe they can host a weekly Kimono Yoga club for the team. 

I think the purpose is for her to show him that women can be tough too.

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4 hours ago, Bucaroo Bonzai said:

I think the purpose is for her to show him that women can be tough too.

From the pics I’ve seen, they both look tougher than an undercooked brisket point.  I’d prefer to chew on an old boot, thanks. 

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This all comes from Darcie Glazer and her attempts to market to women. The Bucs have been running what amounts to "Football for women" classes at RJS for at least a few years and I'm sure this is just an extension of it. The S&C coach I certainly can see. The DL coach could be the best coach in the world from a technical standpoint but I find it hard to believe that NFL players would take her seriously. This isn't like Becky Hammon being an assistant coach for Pops.

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1 hour ago, Gulf Shore Steve said:

This all comes from Darcie Glazer and her attempts to market to women. The Bucs have been running what amounts to "Football for women" classes at RJS for at least a few years and I'm sure this is just an extension of it. The S&C coach I certainly can see. The DL coach could be the best coach in the world from a technical standpoint but I find it hard to believe that NFL players would take her seriously. This isn't like Becky Hammon being an assistant coach for Pops.

Hammer, meet nail, on my nutsack. 

Glazers need to go. Darcie. She needs a case of the hygienic spray known as “sprunt” just so the dogs in the neighborhood don’t  line up for a gang bang. 

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1 hour ago, Gulf Shore Steve said:

This all comes from Darcie Glazer and her attempts to market to women. The Bucs have been running what amounts to "Football for women" classes at RJS for at least a few years and I'm sure this is just an extension of it.

Yeah, how's that Blood Red program working out? Monthly classes? More women attending games and buying gear? Selling out the Ladies #3 jersey's? Who brings the pie and punch?

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7 minutes ago, bucs63 said:

Yeah, how's that Blood Red program working out? Monthly classes? More women attending games and buying gear? Selling out the Ladies #3 jersey's? Who brings the pie and punch?

I was in the RayJay for the finale 2018 homo game against the Falcnts.  Surprised at how it smelled strongly of tarpon, after being out of the water too long awaiting the weigh in.  I was thinking, “Man I should have bought some sprunt.” But who knew at the time? 

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