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24 minutes ago, Chas said:

Geeze... we are not even out of the draft and all the Bruce Arians will be the savior folks have already jumped off the pirate ship and started to swim towards shore.

We're Bucs fans......it's what we do.

And tundr iz cnt. That too of course.

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13 hours ago, Chas said:

Geeze... we are not even out of the draft and all the Bruce Arians will be the savior folks have already jumped off the pirate ship and started to swim towards shore.

It's a cruise ship --  that serves weak drinks. And I'm not swimming towards shore, I'm swimming towards the propeller.  

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Tom Bassinger on Lame Gabbert.  Actually, I wrote the article and sent it to Tom. 

http://www.tampabay.com/sports/bucs/2019/03/27/the-buccaneers-want-to-sign-the-worst-quarterback-available/

The Buccaneers have signed Blaine Gabbert, the worst quarterback available

Coach Bruce Arians loves him. But why?
 

There’s a lot of deception and misdirection in the NFL this time of year.

You really can’t believe what any front office executives or coaches say, including the ones who work for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Except for this:

There will be no quarterback controversy this season. The Bucs are Jameis Winston’s team.

The clearest sign yet that they really mean it is that they’ve signed Blaine Gabbert, the worst quarterback available.

The 2011 first-round draft pick will compete not with Winston for the starting job but with Ryan Griffin for the backup job. Though Griffin has never thrown a pass in a regular season game, one could argue he has had the better career. Yes, Gabbert has experience (eight seasons, 56 games, almost 1,500 passes), but it hasn’t been good experience.

Gabbert, who turns 30 in October, played in eight games last season for the Titans as the backup to Marcus Mariota. He threw as many interceptions (four) as touchdowns and his 74.9 passer rating ranked third worst among quarterbacks who threw at least 100 passes. By one Football Outsiders measure, a generic replacement-level quarterback in the same situation would have gained 154 more yards than Gabbert.

Last season was typical. Since entering the NFL in 2011, Gabbert has never produced a season above replacement level (think Ryan Tannehill) — no matter the team, no matter the coach. Even in 2017, when he played for Arians in Arizona, he was worth 189 yards below replacement level. Simply put: He’s not a fit — for anyone’s offense.

*Similar to baseball’s Wins Above Replacement, DYAR (Defense-adjusted Yards Above Replacement) takes a quarterback’s performance, adjusts it for situation and opponent, and translates it into yardage.

When asked about Gabbert this week, Arians was effusive in his praise, touting his mobility in particular. He’s mobile all right. He’s one of the few quarterbacks capable of buying just enough time to take a sack.

Granted, the Bucs continue to rank near the bottom of the league in salary cap space, so there isn’t much they could have done even if they wanted a quality backup quarterback. Even so, they should hope Gabbert never has to throw a meaningful pass. He isn’t accurate. He turns the ball over. He struggles when under pressure. He struggles when not under pressure. Basically, the Bucs are interested in Ryan Fitzpatrick, minus the magic and the beard.

So is there any upside to this deal? There is, but you have to squint (go on, a little more) to see it. The Bucs, clearly, are all-in on Winston for this season. They need as large a sample as possible to evaluate him before he can become a free agent in 2020. If he is ineffective, Arians won’t hear the backup quarterback siren song that lured Dirk Koetter to his destruction last season. If Winston misses several games because of an injury, the season is likely over anyway, unless Gabbert is wearing a mask and rips it off to reveal that he is actually Nick Foles. Assuming that the playoffs are out of reach at that point, the Bucs won’t need a quarterback who is good enough to win a couple of games. A premium position in the 2020 draft will be more valuable.

 

 

CNTS

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11 minutes ago, bucs63 said:

I can't remember an offseason that turned from excitement to gastric distress faster than this one. Ok, maybe the Raheem year but there wasn't that feeling of it's going to be better with him so diarrhea was understandable.

Fuckin Blow 

It does. But at least when it doesn't blow anymore, it will suck. 

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7 hours ago, Tundrcnt said:

Tom Bassinger on Lame Gabbert.  Actually, I wrote the article and sent it to Tom. 

http://www.tampabay.com/sports/bucs/2019/03/27/the-buccaneers-want-to-sign-the-worst-quarterback-available/

The Buccaneers have signed Blaine Gabbert, the worst quarterback available

Coach Bruce Arians loves him. But why?
 
 

CNTS

Bassinger is not prone to hyperbole to get attention. In other words he doesn't belong in Tampa Bay. He's right.

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Amazing...you pud paddlers are screeching about whom the Bucs signed as a - wait for it - a GAWDDAMN BACKUP QB!!

Guess what? Not every team (sans the 2017 Eagles and 1972 Dolphins) has signed a BACKUP QB that made a real difference.

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1 hour ago, MadMac said:

Amazing...you pud paddlers are screeching about whom the Bucs signed as a - wait for it - a GAWDDAMN BACKUP QB!!

Guess what? Not every team (sans the 2017 Eagles and 1972 Dolphins) has signed a BACKUP QB that made a real difference.

C’mon Mac. -  first of all if I don’t take 4 Viagras I can’t paddle my pud anymore, so I can’t afford it.  Second, the only quarterbacks the Bucs have ever had are backups. So......there. 

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Just now, Tundrcnt said:

C’mon Mac. -  first of all if I don’t take 4 Viagras I can’t paddle my pud anymore, so I can’t afford it.  Second, the only quarterbacks the Bucs have ever had are backups. So......there. 

I know I’m quoting myself.  But think about the QB rant.

Spurrier -49ers backup

clusterfuck

Doug Williams - Redskins backup

Blowin Samoan - Bengals bacip

DeBerg - everyone’s backup. The 80s Fitzpatrick

Steve Young  49ers backup,  seems to be a pattern

Vinny Testes and the Chandelier -should have been backups

Trunt Dildo -   :ROTFLMAO:

Craig Erickson - he was better than Dildo

Schwann King - waste of talent stain on fucktards everywhere

Brad Johnson is the only stud and he blossomed under Gru before Gru went mental and blew up,the 2002 OL

then...

Brian Greezy, Hawk McCum, Tim Ratpoison, Crust Simms, Jerry Garcia, Bryon Leftwirst, Josh Fagman,  wow. I’m sure I forgot a few like Erik of Zeier.

 

Compared to that train wreck track record.....which of those cretins would anyone want over Jamarcus Winston? 

Eh? Huh? Right? Blowme

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6 hours ago, Tundra cnt said:

first of all if I don’t take 4 Viagras I can’t paddle my pud anymore, so I can’t afford it.  Second, the only quarterbacks the Bucs have ever had are backups.

I hear you on the viagra....I take it just so I don't piss on my shoes.

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BLAINE FUCKING GABBERT.

Send me all your cumstained catchrags. 

Under Arians at Arizona, this catfuck completed 95 of 171 passes, a whopping 55%, But that's because he threw the long ball, right? Fuckn wrong. He averaged 6.4 fucking yards an attempt. Of course his TD to INT ratio is one to one (6TDs, 6INTs).  Oh but he's mobile. Yeah. 3.7 yard per carry average. What a homo sapein. Get me a tub of hot caustic and dump it on my balls. Fuck me in the earhole with an icepick. Draft Devin White, and complete the homicide you Fuckaneers. Hatem. Fuckem. 

 

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16 hours ago, Tundra said:

BLAINE FUCKING GABBERT.

Send me all your cumstained catchrags. 

Under Arians at Arizona, this catfuck completed 95 of 171 passes, a whopping 55%, But that's because he threw the long ball, right? Fuckn wrong. He averaged 6.4 fucking yards an attempt. Of course his TD to INT ratio is one to one (6TDs, 6INTs).  Oh but he's mobile. Yeah. 3.7 yard per carry average. What a homo sapein. Get me a tub of hot caustic and dump it on my balls. Fuck me in the earhole with an icepick. Draft Devin White, and complete the homicide you Fuckaneers. Hatem. Fuckem. 

 

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Prepare yourself. First Winston interception of the season, a whole bunch of the most informed will be touting and pegging Gabbert as the solution. Upside. Talent. Knows Arians. Mobile. Just needs a chance and opportunity. 

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On 3/29/2019 at 2:21 AM, Tundra said:

I know I’m quoting myself.  But think about the QB rant.

Spurrier -49ers backup

clusterfuck

Doug Williams - Redskins backup

Blowin Samoan - Bengals bacip

DeBerg - everyone’s backup. The 80s Fitzpatrick

Steve Young  49ers backup,  seems to be a pattern

Vinny Testes and the Chandelier -should have been backups

Trunt Dildo -   :ROTFLMAO:

Craig Erickson - he was better than Dildo

Schwann King - waste of talent stain on fucktards everywhere

Brad Johnson is the only stud and he blossomed under Gru before Gru went mental and blew up,the 2002 OL

then...

Brian Greezy, Hawk McCum, Tim Ratpoison, Crust Simms, Jerry Garcia, Bryon Leftwirst, Josh Fagman,  wow. I’m sure I forgot a few like Erik of Zeier.

 

Compared to that train wreck track record.....which of those cretins would anyone want over Jamarcus Winston? 

Eh? Huh? Right? Blowme

Some notes:

Doug Williams - Super Bowl Winner

Steve Young  - Super Bowl Winner

Trent Dilfer - Super Bowl Winner

 

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