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Tundra

2019 Boils Down to Three Draft Picks for Success

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Lorcht has in his semen-encrusted hands the 5th, 39th, and 70th picks in the draft. He has to — HAS TO — hit a trifecta of starters who play well with all of those picks. This is where his manglement of the roster has landed.  As this chronic alcoholic masturbator sees it,  Jizzson needs to find us a monstrous pass rusher,  a triple threat LB who can blitz, tackle, and cover receivers, and either an OL who can start at RG or another LB that can do what the other drafted LB can do. 

Or he could just go to the racetrack and put it all on Jennie’s Blue Cookie to win in the 6th. 

Im thinking Jennie’s Blue Cookie is the more likely bet. 

We Bucs fans are so fuckened. Again. 

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28 minutes ago, Tundra said:

Lorcht has in his semen-encrusted hands the 5th, 39th, and 70th picks in the draft. He has to — HAS TO — hit a trifecta of starters who play well with all of those picks. This is where his manglement of the roster has landed.  As this chronic alcoholic masturbator sees it,  Jizzson needs to find us a monstrous pass rusher,  a triple threat LB who can blitz, tackle, and cover receivers, and either an OL who can start at RG or another LB that can do what the other drafted LB can do. 

Or he could just go to the racetrack and put it all on Jennie’s Blue Cookie to win in the 6th. 

Im thinking Jennie’s Blue Cookie is the more likely bet. 

We Bucs fans are so fuckened. Again. 

As long as the pick actually fits the system. Don't wanna hear they have to adjust or move when they get in the door. It always seems like they're trying to force a square peg into a round asshole.

I'd bet Jenny has a pretty pink cookie. But I used to go to the dog track and bet heavy on the one that pissed or shit right before. And I like em brindle.

That's my advice for Light. If he's still around for the draft.

Either way I'm expecting to have a need for a good supply of hillbilly broth for this draft. Just like the others. 

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