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Although there is a chance I will tune in.  Just so I can laugh, cuss it out, turn it off,  and go back to my computer for some review of "new material." 

The NFL really should make this shit show a true virtual reality contest. Do a "mega Madden" where every player has his own controller. Program the game so that body parts can be severed, decapitations are possible. People would watch that shit, now! 

The NFL has the money for it. No player wants to injure themselves in the Pud Bowl, so get on with it. 

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There's precious little football to be seen yet this season so we watched part of it while doing tax prep yesterday..

 

One more game we'll be bitching about the off season and watching reruns on the NFL channel

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On 1/27/2019 at 11:22 AM, SundayTicket said:

I haven't watched the game in years.  But, I used to like the skills competitions they did during the week leading up to the game.  Fastest man.  Longest throw.  Accuracy at throwing at moving targets.  D-linemen running through the gauntlet, etc.  Much more entertaining overall.  

Proposed new format: 

Strap down a whole herd of llamas. 

Shave them thoroughly.

Coat them generously in olive oil. 

Release them on the field. 

Tell the pro bowl players whoever captures the most llamas wins. 

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24 minutes ago, Tundra said:

Proposed new format: 

Strap down a whole herd of llamas. 

Shave them thoroughly.

Coat them generously in olive oil. 

Release them on the field. 

Tell the pro bowl players whoever captures the most llamas wins. 

The genius minds at Goodell and Co misinterpret and go with lamas. I'd pay to see it.

 Image result for tibetan lama

 

 

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