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#1 Tundra

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 04:48 AM

Been doing some reading . Thought I'd try it. Heard about reading being good for you, never really gave it much credit, but there might be something to it. I learned something.

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Chucky's always rumored to be going anywhere / everywhere there's a coaching vacancy. Has been for years.

This year, the amplitude of those rumors has increased several-fold. The noise has gotten louder, Why?

Tennessee? Gruden never had any true intentions to go to that cluster fuck. Gruden ain't leaving the lucrative comfort of EasyStreetPN for a cluster fuck.

Buccaneers? Maybe we'd like to think so but the Bucs are another, different kind of cluster fuck.

Nope, the reason Jon Gruden has amped up the noise about coaching again is, he's unhappy with the goober Sean McDonut, who, quite frankly, sucks wangs as a play by play announcer. Gruden is making these noises as a part of a strategy to see if ESPN will change out McDumbshit for another guy -- perhaps even hire back his good mate Mike Tirico. ESPN needs to -- McDouchebag is godawful. If they do maybe Gruden ends up doing the MNF gig until he Maddens out.

The odds of him being a Buccaneers head coach in the future are next to nil capons.

Twank it, books.
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Posted 07 December 2017 - 05:38 AM

Paaaaleeeze!   :facepalm

 

Fucking Gruden?

 

 

You might as well hope for Fisher, for fucks sake!

 

Get out of the past!

 

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 05:46 AM

Paaaaleeeze!   :facepalm

 

Fucking Gruden?

 

 

You might as well hope for Fisher, for fucks sake!

 

Get out of the past!

 

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RF -- seems to be a pattern. READ MY POST!   Gruden doesn't want to coach, won't coach, he's just positioning to get his old riding mate Tirico back on his saddle. JEsus. 


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 05:49 AM

Sorry...

 

Just so sick of this Gruden shit!



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Posted 07 December 2017 - 01:52 PM

BSPN is so clueless - they would fuck up a wet dream.


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 03:31 PM

Been doing some reading .   Thought I'd try it. Heard about it, never really gave it much credit, but there might be something to it. 

 

Anyway. 

 

Chucky's always rumored to be going anywhere / everywhere there's a coaching vacancy.  Has been for years. 

 

This year, the amplitude of those rumors has increased several-fold. The noise has gotten louder, Why? 

 

Tennessee? Gruden never had any true intentions to go to that cluster fuck. Gruden ain't leaving the lucrative comfort of EasyStreetPN for a cluster fuck. 

 

Buccaneers? Maybe we'd like to think so but the Bucs are another, different kind of cluster fuck. 

 

Nope, the reason Jon Gruden has amped up the noise about coaching again is, he's unhappy with the goober Sean McDonut, who, quite frankly, sucks wangs as a play by play announcer.  Gruden is making these noises as a part of a strategy to see if ESPN will change out McDumbshit for another guy -- perhaps even hire back his good mate Mike Tirico.  ESPN needs to -- McDouchebag is godawful.  If they do maybe Gruden ends up doing the MNF gig until he Maddens out. 

 

The odds of him being a Buccaneers head coach in the future are next to nil capons. 

 

Twank it, books. 

 

 

This is a far better theory than any of the coaching rumors.  I keep saying, and still say, that Gruden isn't ever leaving MNF.  He's the new John Madden.  In 10 years, the video game will be called Gruden 2027.  He's set for life... he's already got a ring, he gets to be around football, earn $5 million per year, have a real offseason, there's no one screaming at him after a loss, no dumb players to deal with, and plenty of time to spend time with his family and relax.

 

He's got the absolute best job in football.


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 04:17 PM

He's got the absolute best job in football.

 

Yet some people must think he's a blithering idiot and would give it up. 



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Posted 07 December 2017 - 04:24 PM

McDonough is fine. Gruden's just keeping his name out there as a potential coaching candidate because it keeps his value high.


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 05:26 PM

ESPN can't afford him long term.


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 05:44 PM

...no dumb players to deal with



#11 Tundra

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 06:16 PM

no dumb players to deal with

 

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 02:18 AM

RF -- seems to be a pattern. READ MY POST!   Gruden doesn't want to coach, won't coach, he's just positioning to get his old riding mate Tirico back on his saddle. JEsus. 

 

RF can't read, tundra.....that's the problem. You would think he was the inbred ingrate from Hillbillyville and I was the Rams fan.

 

McDonough is fine. Gruden's just keeping his name out there as a potential coaching candidate because it keeps his value high.

 

Bingo.

 

ESPN can't afford him long term.

 

Exactly.


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Posted 08 December 2017 - 10:57 AM

Both Tundra's and GSS's theories are very plausible.  


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Posted 08 December 2017 - 01:05 PM

My simple take, offer him an iron clad no fire contract, make the guaranteed salary one he can't refuse. Unlike a lot of players, a contract like that wouldn't cause him to become complacent, he would show up at 5am everyday, we would get 110% every year.
Sure, maybe a pipe dream, but this is his home, if shown the respect he deserves, I think there is a chance.
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Posted 08 December 2017 - 02:27 PM

My simple take, offer him an iron clad no fire contract, make the guaranteed salary one he can't refuse. Unlike a lot of players, a contract like that wouldn't cause him to become complacent, he would show up at 5am everyday, we would get 110% every year.
Sure, maybe a pipe dream, but this is his home, if shown the respect he deserves, I think there is a chance.

I doubt Chucky comes into a situation where the defense is worse than the football equivalent of Roseanne Barr singing the national anthem. And that analogy is being kind to the Bucs defense.
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Posted 08 December 2017 - 05:06 PM

ESPN can't afford him long term.

 

ESPN (Disney) can afford him long term. Disney is in negotiations to buy $60billion of 21st Century Fox's assets which include some of Fox's movie shit (the superhero stuff) and Hulu streaming service. More pertinent to this board, also included is Fox's Regional Sports Network which provides local broadcasting to 44 MLB, NBA and NHL franchises (I think all of the Rays, Marlins, Magic and Lightning are part of it and the Panthers probably are). This also includes (I think) the markets in NY and LA. ESPN will take over the RSNs from Fox. In addition, and perhaps more importantly, ESPN is about to introduce a direct to consumer streaming service which is expected to be extraordinarily lucrative for ESPN and is a major motivator for aquiring the RSNs since it will provide much more product to stream.

 

As is the case with those laughably declaring the NFL to be dead, most of the negatives regarding ESPN are borne out of rooting interests rather than any level of reality.

 

ESPN underwent some cost cutting moves (and continues to do so with off camera talent currently) in trimming some of the fat in their on camera talent a year or so ago. They did not touch their major bucks talent for the most part. Any corporate review would show similar moves throughout the history of some of the biggest and most lucrative institutions across all industry's.


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Posted 08 December 2017 - 08:17 PM

ESPN (Disney) can afford him long term. Disney is in negotiations to buy $60billion of 21st Century Fox's assets which include some of Fox's movie shit (the superhero stuff) and Hulu streaming service. More pertinent to this board, also included is Fox's Regional Sports Network which provides local broadcasting to 44 MLB, NBA and NHL franchises (I think all of the Rays, Marlins, Magic and Lightning are part of it and the Panthers probably are). This also includes (I think) the markets in NY and LA. ESPN will take over the RSNs from Fox. In addition, and perhaps more importantly, ESPN is about to introduce a direct to consumer streaming service which is expected to be extraordinarily lucrative for ESPN and is a major motivator for aquiring the RSNs since it will provide much more product to stream.

 

As is the case with those laughably declaring the NFL to be dead, most of the negatives regarding ESPN are borne out of rooting interests rather than any level of reality.

 

ESPN underwent some cost cutting moves (and continues to do so with off camera talent currently) in trimming some of the fat in their on camera talent a year or so ago. They did not touch their major bucks talent for the most part. Any corporate review would show similar moves throughout the history of some of the biggest and most lucrative institutions across all industry's.

 

Poor Trent. 

 

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 11:32 PM

ESPN (Disney) can afford him long term.

 

He's been with ESPN as we've long suffered here without him and probably will be for the long term. The only way I see that relationship ending any time soon is if someone comes forward with allegations of sexual misconduct. Which is not too far fetched.

 

There is one girl that always seethed with contempt when his name was mentioned. She's a delusional story teller that likely lives behind a curtain of lies to hide a raging infatuation and unbridled sexual desire of him. One that could lead to unsubstantiated intimate details brought forth to cause unendurable embarrassment. Details of thigh humping, urine misting, and rendezvous with sordid twinks wearing clown shoes.  


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Posted 08 December 2017 - 11:53 PM

You would think he was the inbred ingrate from Hillbillyville and I was the Rams fan.

 

 

 

Let's not get carried away here . . . 


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Posted 09 December 2017 - 04:23 AM

It's in Gruden's best interest to have suitors ready at a moment's notice.  So the feelers go out there once a year and he has places to go.  With the Bucs, he's simply keeping a good relationship going with a past employer who is probably right below coaching peewee football on his list.


 





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