Florduh!

[SamuraiBuc 46,642,956]

Bahahaha Florduh! That is all!

[Tundra 76,607,394]

Blow me.

[Seafarer 250,017]

They can't give qb time to throw. Sounds like another team, for years and in NFL

[Axe 44,203,672]

The gators are losing me.. There's not much to like about the Coaching staff or the team..

 

[SamuraiBuc 46,642,956]

Of course it is easy to poke fun at my SEC rival, but then again, they were playing a better Michigan team. 

 

One honest question to the Gator faithful: why does it always seem like there is a QB controversy down there? The announcers during the game even brought up the prospect of bringing in Del Rio - which makes me wonder why they are starting Zaire in the first place. What is going on with the Gator QB position?

[Axe 44,203,672]

If you have 3 QBs, you don't have a QB

[Cantankeris 67,465,824]

If you have 3 QBs, you don't have a QB

 

How'd he miss the fat guy bearing down on him in the end zone?

 

Truly scope locked!

[Tundra 76,607,394]

Of course it is easy to poke fun at my SEC rival, but then again, they were playing a better Michigan team. 

 

One honest question to the Gator faithful: why does it always seem like there is a QB controversy down there? The announcers during the game even brought up the prospect of bringing in Del Rio - which makes me wonder why they are starting Zaire in the first place. What is going on with the Gator QB position?

 

Zaire didn't start. Franks did.

 

But, the OL was awful. Historically bad. No idea what to do. I don't believe it's their lack of physical talent, I think they were utterly unprepared. 

 

On defense, the linebackers looked like they all thought they had middle responsibility. Anytime Michigan ran outside they won. 

 

This is a poorly coached team. I like Mac, but holy shit, that was one fucked up mess he allowed out on the field. The Gators were due to lose an opener, and Michigan is a vastly underrated team with the fastest defense I've seen in college. Gators were missing 10 players due to Gator Dumbfuckery, so all eyes will be on what Mac trots out on the field in Game 2. If it's more feces wrapped in a bag of sweaty jockstraps, I'll begin the too common call........................

[NNUD28 43,634,909]

How the fuck can a big college Like the Gaytors not find a QB? That defense looked great the Offense freaking blew 

[Tundra 76,607,394]

How the fuck can a big college Like the Gaytors not find a QB? That defense looked great the Offense freaking blew 

 

I blame stupid fucking Muschump for ruining the offensive image of the school for future recruits.  Mac came in inheriting a mess and has some young dudes but they are raw.  In any event, no one can play QB behind that sieve of an O-line, so it's really hard to say how bad the QBs really suck when there is someone in the QB's face as soon as the ball is snapped. And then, who is coaching these guys? Which goes back to Mac, where the buck stops. So in my mind he is on double super secret probation and another laid egg will start the "FIRE MCELWAIN NOW" screams. 

[SamuraiBuc 46,642,956]

That's ok, Florida fellas, my Vawls looked like hammered shit and still managed to squeak out a win. They will be hurting against offenses that can throw the football around. Secondary was God awful, but that was masked by the lack of run defense they showed. Something like 500+ yards of run offense alone LMAO jeebus criminy!

[Tundra 76,607,394]

why do you 

 

Bahahaha Florduh! That is all!

 

hate me

[Tundra 76,607,394]

The gators are losing me.. There's not much to like about the Coaching staff or the team..

 

 

Fuckn Gators. Jesus Christ.

[BucForce 24,807,008]

Sorry Samurai for ripping your heart out...and I'm not even a Gator fan but that last play was effing amazeballs

[Tundra 76,607,394]

Well, another miraculous finish against a team the Gators are supposed to beat. Thoughts --

 

1. Franks must be an imbecile, unable to learn or grasp the offense. Del Rio sucks but is smart, at least he knows how to call the plays and fit to schemes,

 

2. Kentucky is better and will hurt some teams this year.

 

3. McElweanie is a nice, aw shucks dude, and his team reflects that personality by playing too soft too often. McElWeanie got another win to go 2-0 in the SEC but nobody can take these frauds seriously.

 

When will Charlie Strong take the Gators helm? I say 2019.

[Axe 44,203,672]

Long time Gator fan but I don't like this coach. And I don't like this team.

[Tundra 76,607,394]

Long time Gator fan but I don't like this coach. And I don't like this team.

What do you bet that the older alumni are buying the ol' ball coach drinks and begging him to come out of retirement?!

[Axe 44,203,672]

Could be worse, we could be Seminole fans 

[Tundra 76,607,394]

Could be worse, we could be Seminole fans 

 

Yes, they have less hope than we do. 

 

Although.........Luke Fucking Del Rio . . . . .

 

And he is our best option..........

 

[Tundra 76,607,394]

Hey Coach McElwain, here are a few thoughts for you:

 

 

Well, the Gators won a game they were supposed to win against Vandy, and Bimbo Franks came in and actually looked like Rob Johnson on one of his better days. Except for the fact he can't call pre-snap cadence without sending his own offensive line into false starts every other play.    Coach Mac, how is it that a kid who has played quarterback since he was a sperm cell draws his own guys into false starts?

 

Poor Luke Del Rio. He was having a nice game and knew the offense. I was just remarking to Tundra Jr how maybe it was injury last year that caused him to suck so much, when that fat Vandy fuck landed on his collar bone. 

 

Meanwhile the Gator defense reminded me of the Bucs defense -- can't cover anyone and can't make a play on the football when in position.  Coach Mac, why is it that they don't get any better week after week?

 

And special teams -- how the fuck do you take a delay of game penalty before attempting a 56 yard field goal for chrissakes? Gotta admit, you had me confused about that one. 

 

Coach -- you're a cool dude and a nice "aw shucks" type of guy but your football team continues to look confused and out of synch.   Although congratulations for being able to run the football successfully, if you can continue to do that efficiently you'll probably get to keep your job if you want it. 

 

Do you want it? Because from here it looks like you'd rather be beating off to porn. Believe me I understand, I think it's way better than working.  

 

Good luck against LSU, whose (soon to be ex) coach likely already is beating off to porn by now after losing to Troy last night. 

 

Best Regards, Tundra

[Tundra 76,607,394]

Whelp. Mac, after pretending about the whole death threats thing and your agent was involved and the AD looking into firing you for probable cause. - take your nice guy facade and shove it up your undoubtedly well douched ass. Somewhere along the line you decided you didn’t want to be the Gators coach anymore, that is very obvious. Why not do the honorable thing and just resign, rather than taking the money and doing a shit job on purpose to be fired?

 

You are the worst kind of fraud. An asshole who pretends to be nice.

 

Fuck yourself so hard your own Dick sends you a death threat you fucking soft pussy loser.

[Tundra 76,607,394]

Upon further review, McElwain exaggerated and falsified the whole death threats thing. Why? Probably because he assumed coaching at Florida would be easy and it's not, and he wants to be loved, and he isn't. So he makes shit up to make people feel empathy for him. 

 

Fuck you. 

 

No one is issuing death threats, McElweainie. 

 

However a forceful sodomizing from a few of the bull queers housed up the road in Stark might be just perfect for you as you unceremoniously exit the campus. 

 

Fuck you asshole. 

[SamuraiBuc 46,642,956]

Whelp. Mac, after pretending about the whole death threats thing and your agent was involved and the AD looking into firing you for probable cause. - take your nice guy facade and shove it up your undoubtedly well douched ass. Somewhere along the line you decided you didn’t want to be the Gators coach anymore, that is very obvious. Why not do the honorable thing and just resign, rather than taking the money and doing a shit job on purpose to be fired?

 

You are the worst kind of fraud. An asshole who pretends to be nice.

 

Fuck yourself so hard your own Dick sends you a death threat you fucking soft pussy loser.

 

Upon further review, McElwain exaggerated and falsified the whole death threats thing. Why? Probably because he assumed coaching at Florida would be easy and it's not, and he wants to be loved, and he isn't. So he makes shit up to make people feel empathy for him. 

 

Fuck you. 

 

No one is issuing death threats, McElweainie. 

 

However a forceful sodomizing from a few of the bull queers housed up the road in Stark might be just perfect for you as you unceremoniously exit the campus. 

 

Fuck you asshole. 

 

What a cankerfied douchebag. Can't stand the heat in the kitchen, so he starts making shit up and hoping in this "PC" fuckwit of a society, he will garner some sympathy and he can take the money and run.

 

What a fucking joke.

 

Eat a bag of dicks, McElwain.

 

When you guys run him out of town, can you send the bus up to collect the fucking fairy champion of life, Bitch Jones, and take him with McElwain? These two deserve to coach together at some fairyland school for princesses. 

 

What a bunch of slobbernozzles.