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#1 Cantankeris

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 06:35 PM

Here's the link

 

I'm not going to post his list because I think a 10 year old could probably make a list about as accurate at this point in the offseason.

 

In addition to his use of quotation marks as bullets, here's some other things I found noteworthy about his written summary:

 

» The Bucs' best hope for offensive line improvement comes from Ali Marpet transitioning to center with the healthy return of J.R. Sweezy. This is an average tackle combination at best and a group that quietly sunk this offense for much of last season.

 

 

Completely agree on the tackles.  Very vanilla pair and on or the other of them were flat out horrible in at least half our games last season. In the games on of them wasn't fucking a watermelon, they were never better than mediocre.
 
Lots riding on Sweezy getting back.  (A) That's a big gamble on a spinal.  (B) Dude was on the bad side of mediocre before the spinal protecting the passer.  Now what?
 
» Tampa's defensive line looks better than it has since Monte Kiffin's heyday. Noah Spence is primed to break out and the addition of Chris Baker gives the team flexibility. Gerald McCoy has the ability to put together a Defensive Player of the Year season. There is even quality depth up front, with Robert Ayers and Clinton McDonald not listed above.

 

 

GMC DPOY??? Wake me when this is over.


» Kendell Beckwith is coming off a torn ACL, but he was drafted to shore up a trouble spot at linebacker next to Kwon Alexander.
 
I'd be surprised if Beckwith is starting week 1, but then again, I don't think you're going to see a whole lot of base 4-3 out of this D.
 
» Only two cornerbacks were listed because I have no clue who the team's nickel cornerback will be. This position could sink the Bucs. There is no depth behind 2016 first-rounder Vernon Hargreaves and 34-year-old No. 1 cornerback Brent Grimes, who played well beyond his age last year. It's hard to imagine Grimes backing that season up.
 
Dude better not come to Tampa. Miko will cut out his spleen.
 
I'm actually pretty satisfied that nickle is going to be a good battle and result in more than one good option.

» At least the team is deep at safety. With second-round pick Justin Evans already impressing, last year's starters Keith Tandy and Chris Conte could be coming off the bench.
 
 
Bwahahahaha!!!!
 

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 06:42 PM

Mentioned the Marpet move but the dumbass didn't even mention Marpet is the best offensive lineman and throw him in the mix for OPOY.



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Posted 18 May 2017 - 06:52 PM

Evans impressing in underwear football...*GASP*...you don't say????!!!!

And Beckwith won't be starting week 1. I can't see his return that quickly. Maybe mid season.


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Posted 18 May 2017 - 10:49 PM

Wow.

 

:ROTFLMAO:


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 01:44 AM

Evans was a steal based on what I've seen on this sight. You guys are right as often as... Well shit, can't come up with anything, but not that often.

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 01:25 PM

I think going to a 3-4 D at times gives mccoy time to rest on series or plays.

Because i dnt think they will play mccoy at 3-4 end thats a waste of his ability to shoot gaps

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 01:48 PM

Evans was a steal based on what I've seen on this sight. You guys are right as often as...

Well shit, can't come up with anything, but not that often.


We are supposed to be the most informed. No one ever said anything about being right. I'm done shitting on top of the A&M safety until he gives me a new reason to.

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 02:00 PM

I think going to a 3-4 D at times gives mccoy time to rest on series or plays.

Because i dnt think they will play mccoy at 3-4 end thats a waste of his ability to shoot gaps

 

Much like Lee Roy's ability was wasted.



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Posted 19 May 2017 - 02:15 PM

Much like Lee Roy's ability was wasted.


Wait - Lee Roy? You mean cousin Lee Roy of the West Virginia LeRoys? I didn't know he'd been let out of the asylum since he and Fuzzy Mae....well....never mind I believe you ar talking about someone else.

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 02:35 PM

Wait - Lee Roy? You mean cousin Lee Roy of the West Virginia LeRoys? I didn't know he'd been let out of the asylum since he and Fuzzy Mae....well....never mind I believe you ar talking about someone else.

 

Actually yes, that's him! Lee Roy LeRoy, from Harpers Ferry, had so much ability that was wasted it's not funny. Couldn't play a lick as a DE but I once saw him balance a 40 pound goat on his forehead while riding in circles on a unicycle. He loved to "play" with them goats and I'm surprised Fuzzy Mae has been able to forgive him. Again. Why she'd run off with a guy who throws a rock through the Sherrif's window wearing nothing but a halter top and argyle socks is beyond me. 


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 02:55 PM

I'm done shitting on top of the A&M safety until he gives me a new reason to.


I will shit on top of the A&M safety until he gives me a reason not to.
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Posted 19 May 2017 - 04:48 PM

I will shit on top of the A&M safety until he gives me a reason not to.

 

As is your prerogative as Bucschat's orneriest sodomist. 


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Posted 19 May 2017 - 05:03 PM

As is your prerogative as Bucschat's orneriest sodomist.



Whoa whoa whoa now...watch your tongue! I am not ill-tempered!
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Posted 20 May 2017 - 06:05 AM

Whoa whoa whoa now...watch your tongue! I am not ill-tempered!

 

Not ill tempered.  

 

More like crusty in that endearing sort of way. 


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Posted 22 May 2017 - 10:43 AM

I think going to a 3-4 D at times gives mccoy time to rest on series or plays.

Because i dnt think they will play mccoy at 3-4 end thats a waste of his ability to shoot gaps

 

They can rest McCoy without going to a 3-4 defense. You idiot. 



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Posted 22 May 2017 - 12:03 PM

They can rest McCoy without going to a 3-4 defense. You idiot. 

 

I think he put up a new picture.

 

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And, is he an idiot as well as a moron? I always thought he was just a moron but on further review, he's both. 


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Posted 22 May 2017 - 12:20 PM

They can rest McCoy without going to a 3-4 defense. You idiot.


Guess Bazz doesn't understand what those other 3 DTs are used for. Or the fact that Ayers and Ghoulston rotate inside as well.

What's funny is his alter ego Jesse was 100% AGAINST bringing in another 3 technique DT because we had McCoy...but now he's concerned about getting McCoy rest....guess the two aren't always on the same level!
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Posted 22 May 2017 - 03:41 PM

Maybe we've totally misunderstood Jesbazz's deal. This may be him / it. dnews-files-2016-04-alien-culture-670-jp


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Posted 22 May 2017 - 04:13 PM

Guess Bazz doesn't understand what those other 3 DTs are used for. Or the fact that Ayers and Ghoulston rotate inside as well.

What's funny is his alter ego Jesse was 100% AGAINST bringing in another 3 technique DT because we had McCoy...but now he's concerned about getting McCoy rest....guess the two aren't always on the same level!


I waa against aaron donald because neither him or mccoy can play NT

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Posted 22 May 2017 - 04:18 PM

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