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Samurai used to be known in Japan as Toshi Sumohomo, which means "Make Sumo Cry in Ass" or something like that.  He hung like whale. I don't mean like a whale's dick, I mean he has a fargin humpbak swinging between his knees.  I know this because Fuzzy Mae told me. 

 

Here he was photographed napping on a nude beach. That's just the appendage. 

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14 hours ago, Tundra said:

Samurai used to be known in Japan as Toshi Sumohomo, which means "Make Sumo Cry in Ass" or something like that.  He hung like whale. I don't mean like a whale's dick, I mean he has a fargin humpbak swinging between his knees.  I know this because Fuzzy Mae told me. 

 

Here he was photographed napping on a nude beach. That's just the appendage. 

Image result for plastic whale

Yer saying it has a blowhole?

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22 hours ago, Tundra said:

Samurai used to be known in Japan as Toshi Sumohomo, which means "Make Sumo Cry in Ass" or something like that.  He hung like whale. I don't mean like a whale's dick, I mean he has a fargin humpbak swinging between his knees.  I know this because Fuzzy Mae told me. 

 

Here he was photographed napping on a nude beach. That's just the appendage. 

Image result for plastic whale

Some dudes have everything.....I have American standard Tele, Strat, and The Les Paul....I can hit all the notes and a few bends gets me to a few notes not on the board per say... and My stuff works good for me...

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53 minutes ago, jobuc597 said:

Some dudes have everything.....I have American standard Tele, Strat, and The Les Paul....I can hit all the notes and a few bends gets me to a few notes not on the board per say... and My stuff works good for me...

Sounds like you've got the MOTHERLODE BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Samurai, being an inbred hillbilly cousin-brother of mine, I know he's had it rough, but some of the genetic exaggerations due to inbreeding left him with that massive wang which, truthfully ,   is something of a handicap. Yet he doesn't complain, doesn' ask for his own special parking space or seat at a restaurant. Just spins Fuzzy Mae around on it for hours. Why she never comes to visit me anymore. 

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1 hour ago, Tundra said:

Samurai, being an inbred hillbilly cousin-brother of mine, I know he's had it rough, but some of the genetic exaggerations due to inbreeding left him with that massive wang which, truthfully ,   is something of a handicap. Yet he doesn't complain, doesn' ask for his own special parking space or seat at a restaurant. Just spins Fuzzy Mae around on it for hours. Why she never comes to visit me anymore. 

You can't hang anymore, brother.

Dk.

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4 hours ago, jobuc597 said:

Some dudes have everything.....I have American standard Tele, Strat, and The Les Paul....I can hit all the notes and a few bends gets me to a few notes not on the board per say... and My stuff works good for me...

That's awesome. I had a decent Epiphone back in the day. Had to hock it to make a car payment when I was young, stupid and newly married. I have a decent Fernandes now. Can't really make it do shit. 😲

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2 hours ago, bucs63 said:

That's awesome. I had a decent Epiphone back in the day. Had to hock it to make a car payment when I was young, stupid and newly married. I have a decent Fernandes now. Can't really make it do shit. 😲

Been playing since the 60s....Epiphone was a real instrument then...With some practice you can make that Fernandes Speak....:thumbsup..I can't seem to copy and paste on this site anymore but we need to get back to ass sets

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