jobuc597 283,305 Report post Posted November 24, 2018 6 hours ago, SamuraiBuc said: Just don't get the taco with sour cream. That has to be the best advice I've gotten in 2018 hands down...Thankyou.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,606,962 Report post Posted November 25, 2018 18 hours ago, SamuraiBuc said: Just don't get the taco with sour cream. They’re ok really. It’s the tacos with cottage cheese that can cause a worry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bucs63 90,790,515 Report post Posted January 29 These ass sets need looking over. Could replace D. Smith or work inside? 1 jobuc597 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,606,962 Report post Posted January 29 My favorite thread <fapfapfapfapfap> 1 jobuc597 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jobuc597 283,305 Report post Posted January 30 On 1/28/2019 at 9:55 PM, bucs63 said: These ass sets need looking over. Could replace D. Smith or work inside? These are Ass Sets I could get into... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jobuc597 283,305 Report post Posted January 30 20 hours ago, Tundra said: My favorite thread <fapfapfapfapfap> Sound affects and the Duck would be good.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,606,962 Report post Posted January 30 57 minutes ago, jobuc597 said: Sound affects and the Duck would be good.. <fapfapfapfapfap> 2 MrBlaque666 and jobuc597 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamuraiBuc 46,642,811 Report post Posted January 30 On 1/28/2019 at 9:55 PM, bucs63 said: These ass sets need looking over. Could replace D. Smith or work inside? I looked over these ass sets and determine that a more thorough inspection is required by the native Samurai. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,606,962 Report post Posted January 31 3 hours ago, SamuraiBuc said: I looked over these ass sets and determine that a more thorough inspection is required by the native Samurai. Here are some accessories for you. Might as well be prepared. 1 jobuc597 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jobuc597 283,305 Report post Posted January 31 13 hours ago, Tundra said: Here are some accessories for you. Might as well be prepared. I use these exact Trojans....although I tie a knot in the middle and use as a French tickler...…. 2 SamuraiBuc and Tundra reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,606,962 Report post Posted January 31 Samurai used to be known in Japan as Toshi Sumohomo, which means "Make Sumo Cry in Ass" or something like that. He hung like whale. I don't mean like a whale's dick, I mean he has a fargin humpbak swinging between his knees. I know this because Fuzzy Mae told me. Here he was photographed napping on a nude beach. That's just the appendage. 2 SamuraiBuc and jobuc597 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bucs63 90,790,515 Report post Posted January 31 14 hours ago, Tundra said: Samurai used to be known in Japan as Toshi Sumohomo, which means "Make Sumo Cry in Ass" or something like that. He hung like whale. I don't mean like a whale's dick, I mean he has a fargin humpbak swinging between his knees. I know this because Fuzzy Mae told me. Here he was photographed napping on a nude beach. That's just the appendage. Yer saying it has a blowhole? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,606,962 Report post Posted February 1 5 hours ago, bucs63 said: Yet saying it has a blowhole? I was taught it's called a "urethra" in anatomy. Like the late soul singer only different. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jobuc597 283,305 Report post Posted February 1 22 hours ago, Tundra said: Samurai used to be known in Japan as Toshi Sumohomo, which means "Make Sumo Cry in Ass" or something like that. He hung like whale. I don't mean like a whale's dick, I mean he has a fargin humpbak swinging between his knees. I know this because Fuzzy Mae told me. Here he was photographed napping on a nude beach. That's just the appendage. Some dudes have everything.....I have American standard Tele, Strat, and The Les Paul....I can hit all the notes and a few bends gets me to a few notes not on the board per say... and My stuff works good for me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,606,962 Report post Posted February 1 53 minutes ago, jobuc597 said: Some dudes have everything.....I have American standard Tele, Strat, and The Les Paul....I can hit all the notes and a few bends gets me to a few notes not on the board per say... and My stuff works good for me... Sounds like you've got the MOTHERLODE BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 jobuc597 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,606,962 Report post Posted February 1 Samurai, being an inbred hillbilly cousin-brother of mine, I know he's had it rough, but some of the genetic exaggerations due to inbreeding left him with that massive wang which, truthfully , is something of a handicap. Yet he doesn't complain, doesn' ask for his own special parking space or seat at a restaurant. Just spins Fuzzy Mae around on it for hours. Why she never comes to visit me anymore. 1 1 SamuraiBuc and jobuc597 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamuraiBuc 46,642,811 Report post Posted February 1 1 hour ago, Tundra said: Samurai, being an inbred hillbilly cousin-brother of mine, I know he's had it rough, but some of the genetic exaggerations due to inbreeding left him with that massive wang which, truthfully , is something of a handicap. Yet he doesn't complain, doesn' ask for his own special parking space or seat at a restaurant. Just spins Fuzzy Mae around on it for hours. Why she never comes to visit me anymore. You can't hang anymore, brother. Dk. 2 jobuc597 and Tundra reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bucs63 90,790,515 Report post Posted February 1 4 hours ago, jobuc597 said: Some dudes have everything.....I have American standard Tele, Strat, and The Les Paul....I can hit all the notes and a few bends gets me to a few notes not on the board per say... and My stuff works good for me... That's awesome. I had a decent Epiphone back in the day. Had to hock it to make a car payment when I was young, stupid and newly married. I have a decent Fernandes now. Can't really make it do shit. 😲 1 jobuc597 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jobuc597 283,305 Report post Posted February 2 2 hours ago, bucs63 said: That's awesome. I had a decent Epiphone back in the day. Had to hock it to make a car payment when I was young, stupid and newly married. I have a decent Fernandes now. Can't really make it do shit. 😲 Been playing since the 60s....Epiphone was a real instrument then...With some practice you can make that Fernandes Speak......I can't seem to copy and paste on this site anymore but we need to get back to ass sets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,606,962 Report post Posted February 2 Photos of sweet guitars count as high end assets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tundra 76,606,962 Report post Posted February 2 Play the G String for me. That would hit the spot. 1 SamuraiBuc reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jobuc597 283,305 Report post Posted February 2 11 hours ago, bucs63 said: A 24 fret PRS with Tits.....Nice..... 2 bucs63 and Tundra reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Axe 44,203,479 Report post Posted February 3 Both are probably fakes 2 SamuraiBuc and Tundra reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
