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The last time the Bucs were considered respectable was at the end of 2010. Ten wins, promising first round QB, and chest bumps. OK, everything wasn't exactly "respectable."

If we're lookin for an omen, start with the unholy trio of despair who've harbored Damien at One Buc for over a decade. The foul stench lingers when their Damien manipulates career suicides and pushes those carrying unborn talent off balconies. Father Arians warnings will come too late and he will be fortunate to survive the full story. Season. I mean season.

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10 hours ago, bucs63 said:

The last time the Bucs were considered respectable was at the end of 2010. Ten wins, promising first round QB, and chest bumps. OK, everything wasn't exactly "respectable."

If we're lookin for an omen, start with the unholy trio of despair who've harbored Damien at One Buc for over a decade. The foul stench lingers when their Damien manipulates career suicides and pushes those carrying unborn talent off balconies. Father Arians warnings will come too late and he will be fortunate to survive the full story. Season. I mean season.

2016 t 9-7 was respectable. You do not have to win any more games. Just switch the Saints and Panthers results in Game 15 and 16 and you have a playoff team with the same record. We win the tiebreaker in that scenario. In 2010, the Lions loss with the bad Offensive PI call against Winslow Jr was the bad break.

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33 minutes ago, rook said:

2016 t 9-7 was respectable. You do not have to win any more games. Just switch the Saints and Panthers results in Game 15 and 16 and you have a playoff team with the same record. We win the tiebreaker in that scenario. In 2010, the Lions loss with the bad Offensive PI call against Winslow Jr was the bad break.

So there were actually 2 seasons that caused a little pre-cum before going back flacid like it saw Whoopi Goldberg getting out of the the shower with 

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My stance is that the 2010 team was a true mirage, a veritable heater at the craps table. Yes the Lions game OPI against Winsoldladybanger was a bad call, but there were so many other games where the boinks went just right. Failman could have just as easily thrown for 16 INTs as 6, a lot of guys dropped the ball when it was in their hands. Wide open Wrs dropping passes. Balls bouncing right into our guys hands.  Weakest schedule on record.  That team was what we saw the following year and the previous year. 

2016 is my true disappointment, because Smitty had me convinced he'd taught the dudes his defense during that five game "streak." . Then he retired before the Dallas game and began writing his book while still collecting a Glazertaard paycheck, and that  game they started to regress and never recovered again. 

I only remember Raheehaw's 2010 team smoking one team and that was the Seahawks,  35-14 or something -- Freeman looked like a player. 

Dirk's teams never smoked anyone. Not one where you knew the game was won until the final gun sounded. 

Frauds. 

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4 hours ago, Axe said:

You think THAT'S a dumpster fire???

 

Wait till tomorrow, I'm gonna drop an effin dumpster fire on you mutherf🤬s!  :rocker

 

 

 

 

:D

I see it up!  Need to get back to my headphones I’m H town. Can’t listen on shitty iPud speakers. 

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11 hours ago, SamuraiBuc said:

Jesus Criminy, Axe, that guitar tone in the beginning is fucking great. I love a loud, deep tone.....always have! Love it! And the chugging in the middle of the song is right up my alley.

Sidebar question: Are you doing the keys on this one, or is Bob?

Thanks man :)It's one of two that I wrote on a 7 string. We both played keys on this one.  He did the strings, I did the choirs.

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Since it's still technically off-season until the season starts and speaking of blowing, does anyone miss the old style porn where there was some sort of story line and an attempt to make it resemble an actual movie? Most of it today is great with the totally clear bodies in nonstop action video but it kinda rushes things. Sometimes I'd rather see some porn parody like Everybody Rubs Raymond, or really old ones from the 70's like Eight Is Not Enough or One Dick at a Time. Gotta love that Valerie Bertinelli lookalike.

Oh, and if you've seen that Geico commercial with the camel in its own trailer getting pampered and takes a long pull on that big bendy straw, would it be really hot if he wasn't a dude? And how do we know the real gender? He might be she playing the part. Just sayin.

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12 hours ago, bucs63 said:

Since it's still technically off-season until the season starts and speaking of blowing, does anyone miss the old style porn where there was some sort of story line and an attempt to make it resemble an actual movie? Most of it today is great with the totally clear bodies in nonstop action video but it kinda rushes things. Sometimes I'd rather see some porn parody like Everybody Rubs Raymond, or really old ones from the 70's like Eight Is Not Enough or One Dick at a Time. Gotta love that Valerie Bertinelli lookalike.

Oh, and if you've seen that Geico commercial with the camel in its own trailer getting pampered and takes a long pull on that big bendy straw, would it be really hot if he wasn't a dude? And how do we know the real gender? He might be she playing the part. Just sayin.

Oh yeah old timey Porn....Remember Fred Stanford does Moms Mabely….When Fred goes down on Moms and sees shes Making Tapioca pudding...

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2 hours ago, jobuc597 said:

Oh yeah old timey Porn....Remember Fred Stanford does Moms Mabely….When Fred goes down on Moms and sees shes Making Tapioca pudding...

Some good shit right there, They always made Fred say "I'm cummin to join ya" for the money shot. 

The real Moms Mabley had no teeth and they were lucky to to find an actual gummer for the part.

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Did you ever see the one they did for Different Strokes? That "Whuchu talkin bout Willis?" scene was pure gold.

 

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3 hours ago, Tundra said:

Damn you guys. I've never been smart enough to understand all those parody's and their plots.  I've always been a "looks at the pictures only" type of perv. 

Your plenty smart....don't forget to blow your own horn....ooooh  maybe not ..well if you can don't tell

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7 hours ago, jobuc597 said:

Your plenty smart....don't forget to blow your own horn....ooooh  maybe not ..well if you can don't tell

If I could blow the horn you reference I'd never leave my house,  

45 minutes ago, Axe said:

Ok, here's one that's easier to understand brah ;) 

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Any chance for contact info? Future wife material!

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