Jump to content

Cantankeris

Administrators
  • Content count

    16,602
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    97

Cantankeris last won the day on October 19 2017

Cantankeris had the most liked content!

About Cantankeris

  • Rank
    Behind getting ahead.
  • Birthday 01/01/1972

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    The Belly of the Beast

Converted

  • Biography
    Noneya.
  • Location
    The Belly of the Beast
  • Interests
    Punking know-it-all, blog-residing interweb boobs.
  • Occupation
    Smurf Hunter

Recent Profile Visitors

874 profile views
  1. Cantankeris

    Bowles is on board.

    Must've paid dude pretty handsomely to come here vice going to the Bears, who probably had the best defense end to end in the NFL this season. That's a lot of great personnel to pass up to come to ....
  2. Good hire. Splendid hire considering that this isn't that great of an option for a coich looking to succeed. They're right on the verge of needing a MAGAton of explosives to blow it up and cap space that's about as ideal as a brillo pad hand job. Still, he'd have been my first choice of the existing market. Love the Bowles inclusion. That dude did good things with crap lineups several times over and he'll have to rebuild the whole back-end of this defense next season. He's a former safety and made his early living coaching DBs. He may actually be able to exceed Schiano with this personnel set. Unfortunately, keeping Jamiss means the defense absorbs the salary cap brillo pad hand job issue. Clod is the counterpoint, obviously, since he comes back and we have to build a wall around our already inconsistent, incapable, QB. We'll find out all we need to know about that in the 1st quarter of the first game next season because the last guy you want tossing the rock in a "no risk it, no biscuit" scheme is the schmuck Licht calls our QB. If Clod and Arians and... Leftwich makes his way back to disaster. I'm not convinced that is a bad thing, but we know exactly zero about that since his career highlight as a coach is taking over for the guy who got fired ahead of him and then getting fired himself, largely because his rookie quarterback didn't progress. Goodwin is a win if only because it means that War-fucking-hop is vanquished. The real win in all of this is that, given the fact that Licht has uber-fucked the personnel on this team, and tantalized everyone into thinking it was a good idea, we're going to take it in the shorts on defense yet again. That doesn't sound like good news, but it's the truth. Unless Licht's even dumber than I give him credit for, he'll have to draft an OT, an OG, an RB, 3-24 CBs, a S for good measure, a LB or three, in that order. Again, doesn't sound like good news, especially considering we have one of the top 10 DTs in the league leaving to fit Jameis's option year, but Todd Bowles is apparently on board. If we're lucky, he's figured out that he's a career coordinator vice head coach. If we're not, at least he can get us tracking toward managing shitty personnel for a year or so and we can get out of the trend of 25+ finishes we endured under the HEAD.
  3. Cantankeris

    Curry and Geraldine to Play Sunday

    You guys expect way too much from defensive tackles.
  4. Cantankeris

    Curry and Geraldine to Play Sunday

    Well that worked out. Houdini was awesome today.
  5. Cantankeris

    Koetter might not finish the season

    Trade the defense (whole fuckin thing) for Khalil Mack and get that guy that Jesse compared McCaffrey to a couple years ago...San Diego has been or some such. He must be fuckin awesome because McCaffrey is all world.
  6. Cantankeris

    Oakland continues the fire sale

    Look, so let's assume that everything goes smashingly and they win the world with the draft. There's still three problems with that model. 1) Gruden doesn't like players under the age of 30. 2) They won't be able to afford the salaries of 3 first rounders, all as awesome as they can be, four years hence. 3) Gurgle doesn't like players under the age of 30.
  7. Cantankeris

    Oakland continues the fire sale

    Let go bro. Just let go.
  8. Cantankeris

    Dante Fowler Jr

    I've thought the staff has dropped a few hints to that effect.
  9. Cantankeris

    Probability of more Cock on Sunday!

    C'mon Steve, don't tell me that! Free agent prize Evan Dookie-Smith is out! He was a pro bowl acquisition by the pop-star. Fuckened!
  10. Cantankeris

    Dante Fowler Jr

    I would agree with that assessment. He's showed up at times I didn't expect and has lined up plenty at DT this season. Even playing loudly, however, Gholston isn't a starter quality NFL DL. Back to the OT, Spence is a mystery. Dude looked like he had some game, broke a wing and now he can't beat the scout team tackle. I gotta wonder what's going on off the field with that kid. He wasn't exactly a stellar example of decision making coming in. Concur with T, that he isn't back next year. Hell, I'd even raise you a cut and say he isn't on the team when the season ends.
  11. The insider info point may be true, but I don't imagine there isn't a team in the NFL that isn't looking for a guy like Landon Collins. Dude's one of the top three or four safeties in the game right now. Meanwhile, one of the other four flipped off his team on the way out while another survived cancer but hasn't played this season.
  12. Cantankeris

    Dante Fowler Jr

    Glad you guys cleared up that Fentanyl thing. I thought he looked familiar but just couldn't place him.
  13. Cantankeris

    Kendell Beckwith Returns to Practice

    Couldn't help but punch the monkey, eh? We're fucked.
  14. Cantankeris

    Curry and Geraldine to Play Sunday

    Well there's a relief. Scam needs someone to help him up after he slides down for a 40 yard gain.
×