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    Jordan Love (QB) Utah State

    Yeah, but the whole thing is ...book it, TWINKS!
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    Offseason predictions/plan

    Light got some serious wood yesterday. Possible trade up to snag this beast if he is running the show? https://www.yahoo.com/sports/punter-michael-turk-shows-up-tight-ends-at-nfl-combine-with-stunning-bench-press-performance-024516608.html
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    New Uniforms!!!

    Of course. We realize leather helmets aren't coming back but we want to be able to wear the new gear and go out in public not looking like some doofus hipster trying to blend in at a Portland Pride Festival. And let me say this right here and now. The Super Bowl halftime show is going to fucking suck.
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    Offseason predictions/plan

    No doubt Winston is the 2020 QB. The "we need to wait and see" is BS. Light talking up the OL depth available in this draft probably means the RT won't be at 14. Maybe in the 2nd. Maybe a trade down in the 1st. Maybe a trade back up. Who the fuck knows, but it better not be a a mid round developmental prospect with Benecockian potential. Even fluffy ass Cappa should not yet have completely convinced any of us they can pick the female llama out of the pack.
  5. Lasik and new unis and we're looking at a 6 year $180M contract on the horizon.
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    New Uniforms!!!

    "based on what Buccaneer fans want to see" Why do I feel this is more bullshit than truth. The fans ideas are likely way to fukin broad and diverse for them not to just go with certain gobbledygook Nike selects from it. Then that'll be 'splained to the Tards with statistics and sales revenue projections. Probably how nutsacks end up on skulls. Or why our uniforms scream "WHAT TIME IS IT?" So looking forward to it.
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    Playoff changes and 17 games coming

    Anyone heard rumors of the leap to 36 to 38 teams and even a possible rename to International Foootball within this decade? Supposedly would have multiple teams in Canada, Mexico, teams in the UK and get this, Spain, likely Barcelona. The question would be how many teams would relocate. Gotta put the Bucs and Jags on that potential list. Hopefully the London crowd hates the fukin Glazertards as much as that troll who recently came here asking for our opinion on them.
  8. They ain't nearly as fun to play with either.
  9. Not saying he isn't but there's slim pickins among players. It's too soon for Mike Evans. And Pupello has been shit on long enough. Lest we forget, he was an innovator who's impact not only affected the Bucs but the league to date.
  10. So, roughly 40% non-players in the Ring. Kinda indicative of the talent and short period spent in the glory hole of success?
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    Playoff changes and 17 games coming

    Egads! Fukin add Switzerland too then. Where's Larry when ya need him?
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    Jordan Love (QB) Utah State

    The Jaboob issue is fixed now that he can see. The offensive issues are everywhere else.
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    Playoff changes and 17 games coming

    London, Mexico, and Canada would be neutral.
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    Playoff changes and 17 games coming

    Total short term BS. Just go ahead with the Round Robin playoff system. Just the though of all that extra revenue would have the league drippin jizz at the negotiating table.
  15. That's Real Men of Genius stuff right there.
  16. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XDfXKp4nJE&feature=youtu.be
  17. I gave Larry your phone number. I don't think Tundra is using him anymore.
  18. Contacts? Of course. They work. At a young age. And for QB's It may be ancient history for some but some players, and QB's, even wore fucking eyeglasses instead of throwing 30 interceptions in a season.
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    Jordan Love (QB) Utah State

    Phew! 35. Thanks. That probably puts Barber closer to 50 than 120 or whatever it was. We suck at it whole lot less.
  20. If this is truly an issue, if he's had to squint, and it's been part of his problem, who the fuck should be slapped around and fired, or at least hung by the balls from a goal post? Lasik? Sure, correct your vision damnit! But then why hadn't it been addressed as a problem. Why was there no alternative? Why didn't he wear contacts like Drew Brees reportedly does, or did. Brees threw what, 6 picks this year? What's his excuse? None. I'm all for seeing Jaboob play better next year because he's going to be the QB. I think we've seen what Jaboob can do. And I'd wanna gouge my fuckin eyes out if in 2020 we see him playing like the first rounder we were sold with the bullshit story of his new 20/20 vision. We are Bucs.
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    Jordan Love (QB) Utah State

    Ronald Jones was on fire this year with a Bucunheardof 4.21 yards per carry. This ranked him at #55 for NFL RB's per carry average. Peyton Barber was ranked somewhere past #100 with a 3.something average. (fantasyfootballers.org) There's gotta be some play calling, game situation, ineffective run blocking schemes, and plain pussy or don't give a fuck run blocking involved. And 2 of those probably aren't Winston's fault.
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    Who the fuck is Lance Zierlein?

    A RT at 14 is kinda steep. Unless he turns out to be a Pro Bowler. What are the Bucodds of that? Saying a LT is taken and Smith has to move starts a lot of shit around here. But a QB is out at that spot because we'll be asked to snuggle at least one of Winston's nuts.
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    New Uniforms!!!

    Influenced by their Code Red program, the Bucs intodroduce a less threatening and more inclusive uniform and logo. Research indicated the old logo brought images of violent rape, sodomy and pillaging. Fans overwhelmingly reported negative feelings and disturbing memories in focus groups due to seeing this happen to innumerable Buc players during games.
  24. Nearsightedness did not seem to hurt Jaboob's accuracy when he so quickly found the center of that helmet ear hole for a perfect Wet Willie along the sideline.
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