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  1. OK. Uncle. That's it. I give up. Sayonara season. Arrivederci Brady. Guhbye Gronk. Expect the most cruel double penetration fuckening. An expected hapless Buc schlemiel ass plundering plus a vicious un-lubed ramming by that sick bitch mother nature with some super virus infected horse cock. If we didn't have to wear these damn masks she'd have us choking on syphilitic cock too. Fuck Me To Hell 2020.
  2. I think I just heard Goodell say "Sometimes, you should shut the fuck up." "Unless players are essentially in a bubble — insulated from the community and they are tested nearly every day — it would be very hard to see how football is able to be played this fall," Fauci told CNN on Thursday. He also expressed pessimism for a full season if a second wave of the coronavirus spreads during the fall. "If there is a second wave, which is certainly a possibility and which would be complicated by the predictable flu season, football may not happen this year," https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2020/06/18/coronavirus-nfl-season-football-anthony-fauci-covid-19/3213140001/
  3. If we can get past Winston's team, maybe.
  4. RE the article about DC's, dipwad London says our Bucs PROBABLY won't even win the division. Fuck him with preseason wood. And the next article there ranks OL's. Bucs nearer the top than the bottom at #13. That's bound to leak a little pre-cum on some tighty whities.
  5. My Dad was, of course, was from a different generation. He would've described her this way: "If she ever fell forward, she wouldn't hit her face." I think that would be updated these days to something like "That bitch got big titties to fuck and cum on her face." I think I even heard that in some lyrics the other day.
  6. Jesus Tits, he probably even believes it.
  7. Jamesis. Dude's got a lotta air under his balls. “I know what I’m worth,” Winston recently told Tyler Dunne of BleacherReport.com. “And I know day in and day out, without publicly coming in and saying it, that historically I’m one of the best quarterbacks to play the game.” “Do I feel like I’m better than a lot of starting quarterbacks in this league?” Winston said. “I do..." https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/06/09/jameis-winston-i-know-that-historically-im-one-of-the-best-quarterbacks-to-play-the-game/?fbclid=IwAR2St6a3qz24z0vGLCeyl0xRzEAOD77GpDFZFbvQgt4bLuR1xjUsLe57SWU
  8. Does anyone ever charge per inch? Asking for a friend.
  9. For 25 I probably wouldn't even look it square in the eye and whisper I love you. Aren't there any female QB's I'd pay to nibble on? With all original parts. Or, you know, at least matching numbers even if she's a restomod.
  10. Not much of a quarterback, borne of Buc fuckening.
  11. Power, determination, the epitome of the game. An inspirational player and a great guy. We were fortunate he was a Buc. There's no such thing as too much A-Train highlights to watch ...or watch again.
  12. Malcolm didn't suck. Probably why Fuckening smited him with such a strong blow.
  13. So they'll really just be fun to watch until game 4 when the total fuckin collapse starts and the bitching begins as low moans, develops weekly, becomes a familiar Buc bitchfest with finger pointing, calls for firings and fuckings, resulting in determined fans ominously marching up to One Buc in their scruffy overalls and straw Buc hats carrying pitch forks and torches in the sticky, underwear stuck to your balls, Tampa hot heat dead of night? Good deal. At least we get to see Brady and Gronk this time.
  14. Tarddad made money off slum tenaments. Tardlets followed the process with the Bucs. No doubt they know how to make bank for themselves though.
  15. Believe what you want but Brady was not the main reason the Gronk wanted to play for the Bucs. Could just be feel good bullshit for an estrogen heavy audience but ...when was the last time anyone one outside a couple central Fla counties ever had a Buc TE get exposure for something other than whacking off in a Walmart parking lot or something special like that. Brady and Gronk? A win-win for the hapless Tard's franchise so far. Season or no season. https://www.yahoo.com/sports/rob-gronkowski-reveals-the-main-reason-he-joined-buccaneers-and-its-not-tom-brady-150142732.html
  16. Sick fucks. Now they shit on our Bucs from satellites in fucking orbit around the whole damn Buc hatin' world.
  17. If I don't hear the bell, we're in the back...
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