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  1. jobuc597

    Kraft is not too crafty

    What do you guys know about Snapper and Tilapia.....I understand that if you sniff the snapper and it acts as a Bugle and makes your private stand it's real snapper....if it don't stand it's tilapia
  2. ASJ has a straighter path to " leaving Los Vegas " Then he dose as a NFL superstar....It almost makes me laugh... Belicheat doesn't pick our Bone yard …..But Pats do seem to get results from the trash heap...
  3. Glad you skooled me a little...now I won't yell out in a Italian restaurant ….Can I get a little Testa here while I straighten my crotch...
  4. and we end up with Bowels go figure....
  5. Testa is the Italian translation for head.... right ...I'm Spanish family from Spain....Teste is latin ********....or as you say also Cajones… Cabeza in Spanish is head....I also stink at speaking Spanish....
  6. Wow you can't say Test Tickle
  7. If Testa is ******** and Verde is green....Are we talking green Balls..... TesteVerde
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    Rays are 14-4

    Chirinos nearly gave the 8 point lead away....Castille struggled then came through....Alvarado was Money....Rays hitting was outstanding
  9. Vinny was also blind to winning...
  10. looks like there is a coon dick bone in the neck.....nice to be able to suck your own balls.....
  11. Calm down Brah…..I'll take you to a place Mr. Kraft frequents They'll have your favorite HoHo's there...
  12. 13 more days till Diva white comes to a Stadium near you...stay tuned for Breaking news ….
  13. I just happen to have 200 of those......I can send him some Blue Barrel LSD and tell him they are Viagra
  14. I'm gonna send him a case of Ripple.....
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    Rays are 14-4

    Up next ...CWS....Snell needs to bring it. I'm loving the winning culture can we continue.....
  16. I think of Dilfer as a sucky fuckin QB....and When he was on Tv, Talking football I often thought....Shut the fuck up already....
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    McCoy...

    Your quite advanced and a braggart....
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    McCoy...

    I guessing you can handle the Chorizo...and no one will call you names now....By the way your way purdier then Bruce Jenner....I...I...mean Katlin..
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    Rays take 3 of 4 against the Astros.

    Ahhh to better game ahead I'm hoping.....We can't win em all...But it felt pretty cool while it lasted....
  20. jobuc597

    The AAF

    your version is the way I heard the story first.....But I believe everything 63 says ….so I followed his story....I see now 63 has amended his own version....Damn you guys have all the Facts......
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    The AAF

    Spurrier On a golf cart in Mount Dora?....Certainly he was looking For Howie in the Hills.....They are trying to hook up and start a business Polishing Knobs at the Gate truck stop in Wild wood.....And Snook on skates and Hot pants as a server....It'll be a money Maker...I saw a lot Lizzard there that looked like Jimi Hendrix....
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    Evans Goes Both Ways

    Pitching and catching is just different Ways to play with your Balls
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    The AAF

    Spurrier should just go out on top.....Retire and start knitting classes....At the Villages…..And go visit Snookie at the Wildwood truck stop for a tune up...I'm not sure if he's technically a Lot Lizzard
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    The AAF

    And Orlando is the only ever winner....I'm hoping Spurrier doesn't think he should coach in the NFL now....
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