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    Ed Oliver

    I get it. But you haven't experienced intensity until you see an almost hot woman in 90s hair and shoulder pads talking about 50% chance of some drizzle.........hoo.............I need to go
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    Ed Oliver

    Want to consider some trades? I used to tape hours of The Weather Channel back in the 90s.
  3. It's only April. FIX IT, DAMMIT. There;s lpenty of time. If this happened to the Cowboys, Jerry Jones would be all over the networks making a stink and demanding the NFL make it right. But we have the Glazertards. They obviously enjoy a good assfucking and especially seeing the fans of the team they own getting an assfucking.
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    Ed Oliver

    None of those guys said shit about their second contract as if it were a certainty before they were even drafted. There's a big difference between justified cockiness and ignorant arrogance.
  5. Here he is checking out his new team. "Anyone have Urban Meyer's phone number? I need to learn how to fake a heart attack fast." That is the face of sheer horror.
  6. Only two more days of the stupidest speculative cowshit in sports. Two more days until we Bucs fans are once again utterly disappointed, even if they take who we want. There is still the salary cap fuckening that will force getting rid of player(s) that will make the Bucs worse not better. Two more days of raging about trading up, or down, or reminiscing about reading the wrong name. Lorcht will fuck this up, and even if he doesn't, he still will. We all know, no matter who the Bucs take, the dude will bust, and whoever the Bucs pass on, he'll be ROTY, all pro, and HOF material. Bucening. Suckening. Fuckening since January of 2009.
  7. In other words, exactly what Julio Jones does to our defense every fucking time we play the Falcons.
  8. "I'm gonna ask Ian Beckles to beat the fuck out of Jason."
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    Two Days of Moronia Left

    Than board needed an enema. And since when did you become disrespectful of whores?!
  10. He came out and said this. “People know ‘Devin isn’t going to be on the board long, and we’re not going to find another Devin 10 years from now. He’s rare.’ Draft me, because when I hit free agency in five years, the price will go up. I’ll be looking for $100 million then.” First - he hasn’t done squat other than have a good Combine. Hasn’t played a snap in the NFL yet. His overconfidence guarantees him a rude awakening in the NFL. Second - he’s an inside linebacker, not a pass rusher. Third - he hasn’t any idea what he’s going to be worth. The market determines value based on production and perceived potential, along with immediate need. Only a self absorbed selfish prima donna says something like that. Fuck him with Reg’s dick. Attitudes like that have “bust” smeared all over them.
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    NO TO DIVA WHITE

    I would trade up for that.
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    Two Days of Moronia Left

    You spelled the position wrong. It's "pntr." cnt
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    Ed Oliver

    We could use it to trade up in the draft!
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    Ed Oliver

    Diva has not taken a snap in the NFL, he was not saying he wanted to be great, he basically said he was going to be the best player in the league. He hasn’t done shit to do that kind of talking. If the Sucs draft Diva Douche, someone needs to ram a dildo down his cockhole and shut him the fuck up.
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    Two Days of Moronia Left

    That makes the Diva White travesty seem like a smart pick. Holy shit.
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    Ed Oliver

    So in other words, Warren Sapp -- HOF, Gerald McCoy, pro bowls, everyone else, Jesse's mom's pussy chancres.
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    Ed Oliver

    I beat off constantly to this imagery.
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    4-20 Mock draft....

    There is a remedy for this -- and Jesse could be the hero! Jesse -- adopt a radical extremist sockpuppet (why not, you've pretended to be everything else) -- then strap enough explosives to yourself to bring down a skyscraper. Then go into One Buc Place when you know the Glazers are there, and I realize you're not authorized to go inside there but wait -- another plan! Every year they let the retards in for a day. Just pretend you're one of them, it wouldn't be a stretch at all -- and then when you're in, do everyone a favor and pull the cord! Yay! It's brilliant.
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    Ed Oliver

    DIva in different sheep's clothing. I live in Houston. He went to the U of H. i saw him with sheep. He went off about it, blamed his coaches, everyone but himself. And all I wanted was sloppy seconds. Selfish bastage. So the Bucs will draft him . He;s a different diva than Wheat but still a diva needing to be beaten down to a pulp and rebuilt to have a chance in the NFL.
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    NO TO DIVA WHITE

    And Jamie Duncan. Both physically talented, and dumber than a bag of cocks. Or is that a box of rocks? Whatever.
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    4-20 Mock draft....

    That brings up a point. After cheering for this team since 1976, I have Pavlov's Dog Syndrome. I don't think I could cheer for a successful team anymore. I don't think I even WANT them to be successful. This is why I'm so fucked up. And now I'm thinking about Pavlov's Dog........and wonder what he's , you know, "doing" later. I shouldn't even bother to come to Jesse's posts but I just have to witness another dumpster fire, another trainwreck, another exhibition of literary and functional ignorance so profound that it undercuts the previous pathetic shit show. This might not be the dumbest thing the little mental midget has ever posted, but he should drink a bottle of Dos Equis filled with Liquid Drano anyway.
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