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Tundra

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  1. Blow me. Take your gutless field act and curl up with it in the feces position. Fuck yourselves. Glazers - crash your fucking airplane somewhere. Koetter - Fuck you too. You get to be an offensive coordinator for someone else who has a head coach with some fucking heart and balls. So this shit show doesn’t really even bother you, cocksucking paint chip eating cnt. Fuddner - you were given a bag of shit that was soaked in kerosene and on fire. Still, your defense couldn’t stop the one dimensional Ravens? Fuck you. Enjoy retirement. Monken - blow me. 3rd and 1 against the Ravens, and you go one back set and choose to run RIGHT? And then on 4th down you choose not to stretch the Ravens zone at all???? Fuck you too. Enjoy your OC gig with fuckin Cleveland. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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    Dear Succaneers,

    Succaneers swallow schlongs and don’t even make a funny face when they do. They are so used to it. Cnts. CNTS. Fire Gruden Now for going 9-7 Great fucking idea assholes.
  3. You know what’s really fuckn stupid? Gaining over 500 yards of offense and only scoring 3 points.
  4. Have a Bloody Mary and click below. www.mybeasts.com I guarantee you’ll have a hand in the result.
  5. Excitement in the air.....well I just pulled a batch to “Debbie Does Dingos” (a rare vintage Australian piece) and it flew into my eye. Is that what “excitement in the air” means?
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    Thanks NFL ya bunch of dicks

    The NFL sucks so so so so so much. Fuckemall. Hatem.
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    Worst Call in NFL History

    They also awarded the Bucs two extra Lombardi trophies for all the fucked up wrong shit they called.
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    Don't Be Fooled

    Bump and Fuck Me Larry. For Christmas.
  9. This team exists to break your hearts. The pressure ratchets up, and what happens? Gag. Choke. Cough - vomit. Desean Jackson must be ready to retire. He returns a punt for a TD and.............fuckstick called for holding ON THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE??????? Evans played his heart out. But collectively -- what a fucking bunch of losers. The talent is obviously there but the heart, the guts -- fucking hasn't been there in the since end of the 3rd quarter 2008. . Glazertards -- sell the fucking team to someone who will move it to London or Honolulu or Easter Island for chrissakes. Fuck you. No, fuck me, Bruno,
  10. Just getting in shape for when the SUPER bowl is finished. Hopefully Schiano is practicing sitting positions on Dumlidunk's forehead, to ride herd over him during the draft and free agency. And since it seems we are stuck with Sheridan, at least relate a plan to the fans on what will be done to improve the most embarrassingly poor defense in Bucs history. And, this year marks year 5 of the 5 year plan! Way to go, Glazertards !
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    What To Do With Winston?

    He is known to be loose with his balls
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    What To Do With Winston?

    At least Jameis seems to like pussy, unlike Faceloader who had an obsession with penises.
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    Thanks NFL ya bunch of dicks

    It sucks more cock than BeneCock.
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    What To Do With Winston?

    This is a decision only the Dogsperm owners could fuck up.
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    What To Do With Winston?

    ."............and then after dad caught the dog with mom, apparently mom forgot to douche, and here we are!"
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    Thanks NFL ya bunch of dicks

    Dolphan == > yes. One day you'll be sorry you went Soonk and hugged the fish of South Everglades. I am going to eat a mammal tonight.
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    Thanks NFL ya bunch of dicks

    Never mind logic. It's the holiday season. Time to vent rage and oaths at the Glazers, and especially at WARHOPPINGFUCK (FIRE HIM,) the Glazers, BeneCOCK, Roger Goodell, the Glazers again because fuck them, and my neighbor for enclosing his pool with a screened in construction.
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    What To Do With Winston?

    This is pretty much done. They played him at risk of injury and guaranteeing him next year's pay. They will pay him next year and then we'll see.
  19. Fuck it. Make Eddie DB President and CEO of the Bucs and pay him a gazillion dollars. Or give him a gazillion whores, as he doesn't really need the money and whores can be useful for lots of tasks.
  20. The franchise was one of the NFL's most valuable. It clearly has depreciated in the lost decade since the morons fired Gruden for having the nerve to oversee back to back 9-7 seasons on a roster that came from a Naples retirement home. No one goes to the games. They literally can't even give the tickets away. They tried. Outside of a few of us certifiable masochists, no one in the world gives two scraps of camel placenta about this shitpile of a franchise. They have proven not to know tb_buc about hiring a competent leadership team that knows how to evaluate, teach and motivate talent, let alone instill a winning attitude. It seems likely the DeBartolo family would love to own the Bucs and they certainly have the pedigree that proves they know how to hire a leadership team that wins over time. Jesus Christ, tards. It's time. Cash it in before it depreciates further. You blood sucking retards.
  21. He should just do the job.
  22. And he could kick the triptards' asses with one hand on his johnson. In fact, he would probably just beat the tards all senseless with his monstrous schalami.
  23. Interesting read about Bryan Glazer.
  24. ."............and then after dad caught the dog with mom, apparently mom forgot to douche, and here we are!"
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