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El Bucanero last won the day on June 15 2016

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  1. El Bucanero

    My homer pick for the Bucs this year

    You are a sick fuck, but you are our sick fuck.
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    Adam Gase Coked up presser

    That dude should never go out in public without a hat & sunglasses. FFS
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    Who Coaches the Bucs in 2019?

    They've committed to Solskjaer for the rest of the season. They won't have to hire a coach until the summer. The real question is do they want to spend the $$$ for Zidane. Oh, and fuck ManUre.
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    Koetter Fired

    Hello clusterfuck, my old friend. I tried to explain to my 13 YO what it has been like to be a Bucs fan since 1977 after they pissed away another win today. I was met with a sobering question. "Why?"
  5. ^^^ NFL > NCAA All day, every day.
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    Harbaugh from Michigan to Tampa???

    Man U is on their 4th coach in 5 years. Those three morons could fuck up a potato.
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    Koetter is done.

    Well Man U shitcanned José Mourinho this morning, so they are on the hook for his big assed contract. How much is left on Dirk's deal? Are the Glaztards going eat both contracts?
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    Fire GM and Coaching Staff

    Man U are in the same situation. I'm sure Mourinho makes more than Koetter. You think the Glazers are going to eat both of those contracts? Jose goes before Dirk.
  9. El Bucanero

    How do you turn 500 yards into 3 points?

    Another record of futility. If anyone is mental it is all of us for putting any faith in this shitshow year after year. I've been a Bucs' fan for 41 years. These MF'ers have, aggregately, caused me more heartache than another thing in my life. This is the first year I didn't renew Sunday Ticket is damn near 20 years. I'm not going to say I'm done, but this is as close as I have ever been.
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    I pine for the days of Automatica.
  11. El Bucanero

    Team Captains Named

    No shit. WTF? It's a Bucs' life...
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    It could be worse...

    Jose Mourinho Rant ManUre are in even bigger disarray than the Bucs. Mourinho is up to his usual 3rd year antics. Do the Glazetards have the balls to sack him? Better question, do they have the nerve to eat the $$$ to sack him?
  13. Overall? Jameis > Fitz Hot hand? Fitz's fist > Jameis Lurch & Luke "The Hawk" > Peyton Manning
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    Today's TV games

    Shit. NOLA and the Fowlcunts is great entertainment for a neutral.
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    Hargreaves reportedly done for the year

    Prepare for thy ass to be kicketh.