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  1. 6 points
    The Rich McKay Conspiracy

    Spooky Shit

    Lincoln was born in his father's brand new log cabin. Kennedy once spilled Log Cabin syrup in his father's brand new Lincoln.
  2. 6 points

    Fitz's Three Picks

  3. 5 points

    Head Coach

    Got the love of God let’s please not look at potential coaches based on their connection to Tony Dungy. I’ve got an idea, how many are connected to Kevin Bacon.....
  4. 5 points

    What To Do With Winston?

    Jesus tap dancing Christ... Only people I really ever heard saying he needed more weapons was the coaching staff/GM. Remember we had Vjax, Evans, ASJ and Doug Martin. There were weapons. One thing that I have read and watch and have heard he needs better coaching and the other thing is, especially in here, is that he needs a OFFENSIVE LINE. Our offensive line is offensive. Regardless of the most informed in here...SMITH IS SHIT. Marpet is pretty good, then Jenson seems to wanna shoot the team in the foot with his stupid bullshit personal fouls and holds at inopportune times but is ok...not highest paid center in the NFL ok, but ok. However, the rest of the line is absolute shit. Not just in pass protection but also in run blocking. Finally our coaching. The head coach is and always has been way way over his head. I have said that, although not necessarily in here, since day one. He was a poor choice after they fired Lovie, who I though was a poor choice as well. Sure he has a great play book, but nothing ever changes. Someone earlier says Winston sucks in the second half of games. Well that's because the plays, regardless or who is calling them, are the same. Nothing is adjusted. Nothing changes in the play mix. Do the fucking math. Shit O-Line. No running game, much less a threat of one, play book that hasn't really changed to the strengths of the players. What do you get? SUCKENING pure and simple. Tree-Your obsession and constant hate of Winston is funny...in a look at-the-weird-guy-hating-on-a-football-player kinda way. You even said we should get Sam Bradford here to replace Winston. AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sam fucking-cant-take-three-game-snaps-without-going-on-IR Bradford. Jesus wept, son. It stems from you not liking Winstons' character. I get it. I think the entire board does. I mean you get so jazzed about posting how much you hate Winston. One thing that I don't get about all the Winston naysayers is even when he shines he sucks. When he sucks, I say it out loud that he sucks the chrome off trailer hitches. Fucking want to shoot him right in the pussy. However there have been some decent games by him and you are silent as are most naysayers. The jury is still out on Winston. He has an uphill challenge in front of him. But if we shit can him here, he will go on and be a Super Bowl Champion somewhere else. Bank it, twink. Maybe find a new team while you are at it... Just my $0.02.... Your milage may vary very, verily I say unto you. Carry on. 😉
  5. 5 points
    Flip the score, if the Bucs win the game the story is how Jameis is scolding his center, being a leader.
  6. 5 points

    Dicks in Attendance?

    Oh, is Tundra visiting?
  7. 5 points

    draft results

    You guys crack me the fuck up. Do you think for one god damned minute Derwangus would be playing at the same level he is in San Diego (or whatever the fuck that place is called now)? I don't. Not for a second. Vea was the smart fucking pick because he was the top DT talent (allegedly) in the draft and the consensus thought not only from the resident board fucks, but also from the people who "know" was that he would be the piece of the puzzle to take away all the fucking excuses for the lack of pass rush from McCoy and any other scrub on the D-Line. Instead, we got Batman wannabe and a bunch of guys not named JPP. It is what it is, but don't think for a moment your Florida State stooge would fair any better in this shitshow, because he damned sure wouldn't.
  8. 5 points
    Bradford fucking sucks. Made of glass with a noodle arm and has never done shit. Hell, they kept Lurch to unload him. Fuck no. Can we please stop saying how every damn scrub that gets released might be a good pickup for the Bucs? Bleach my asshole. Jesus.
  9. 5 points
    I will challenge this post, UncleBuc. This isn't a Tampa problem. It is a mush between his ears problem. The guy isn't football smart. He is a classic case of having all the physical intangibles an NFL organization looks for in a franchise QB, and cream of chicken soup for a brain. The team was winning with Fitz. The team was going to lose some games with Fitz as well. The guy has had ample enough time to work on his shortcomings since being drafted. He hasn't at all from what I can tell. He still throws stupid picks. He still panics. He still overthrows deep routes on one play and then underthrows them on the next. He's a thug with the mental capacity of a gnat. Also, he still hasn't stayed out of trouble. I realize the Uber driver thing was a couple of seasons ago, but this was after the FSU fiasco, so he hasn't even cleaned that behavior up either. It's not a Tampa problem. It's an idiot problem. The team will be more productive sending him on his way along with a few others. This team isn't that far from being better and it starts by ridding themselves of Jabooass.
  10. 5 points
    The Rich McKay Conspiracy


    Winston just lost his job as far as I’m concerned. Sucks to still be looking for a long term solution at QB, but we are.
  11. 5 points

    Turnover machine Winston

    For you grass is always greener fuckers . . . . . anyone thinking the Bucs would have won yesterday with Fitz in there is delusional. The pass rush was intense and Fitz, god love him, is 35 and his escapability is nowhere near what Jameis's is. He would have been sacked more and thrown at least 3 picks (see Steelers, Bears games). Everyone would love the Fitz from weeks one and two -- that's the absolute top for him and he rarely has ever played at that high a level for very long (see Steelers, Bears). And he had really clean pockets in those first two games. Not sure what Warhoppingfuck is teaching his O-Linemen but they've been pretty shabby since the Steelers game (see running game or lack thereof). Winston needs to play better, he can play better, and anyone looking at it objectively will see that he has been playing better over time. The instant gratification seekers want to see him be today's Aaron Rodgers immediately. Who wouldn't? The thing is, 4th year Aaron Rodgers got beat by the 2009 Bucs, Raheehaw's first win as headjob coich. 4th year Jameis is progressing about like 4th year Aaron Rodgers. And for the geniuses that want Winston gone -- who else are you gonna get? Mariota? Blake Bortles? Glennon????? Yeah, let's bring fycking Lurch back here. That will solve everything. Draft a rookie QB and start all over? Fuck me Floyd.
  12. 5 points
    Gulf Shore Steve

    Trade Gerald MCcoy!!!!

    Doesn't it cost money to fish out the jumpers? Can't he just walk out into the Gulf and get pulled down by the riptide? No one will ever know or care.
  13. 5 points

    Jameis v. Fitzryan

    Who gives a fuck. Just enjoy WINNING Buc fans.
  14. 5 points

    Tom Fucking Jones

    Professor Terguson: You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Professor Terguson: [rips a desk apart] Then take the fucking wall apart [shouts] Professor Terguson: brick by brick and nuke them back into the fucking stone age forever? Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it! Thornton Melon: [incensed] All right. I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a *pussy wimp* to let MacArthur go in there [shouts] Thornton Melon: and blow out those Commie bastards! Professor Terguson: Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you. Thornton Melon: [chuckling to his classmates] Good teacher. He really seems to care. About what I have no idea. Tom Jones version- Remember Sunday's game win against the Saints where we achieved victory. Who called the plays? Who called the Plays in that Superdome and drove the fucking who dat crowd in the Stone age out on Bourbon street. Say it! Say it! Coach Koetter_ All Right I will say it! I was too much of a Pussy wimp to admit it was Todd Moncken! I have learn to delegate authority because I have lot of things to monitor during the game. We won the game on the road and put up 48 points with our backup fucking QB you douchebag Tom Jones- Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think although I will not mention it in my column because I am a douchebag. Coach Koetter- Good sportswriter. He really seems to care- about his own fucking ego more than covering the team.
  15. 4 points
    Merry Christmas all you long suffering capons of this franchise...
  16. 4 points
    Merry Christmas from Gene Deckerhoff- Caught, Dropped, interception, TD, No Play False start!
  17. 4 points

    Harbaugh from Michigan to Tampa???

    AKA Tripletards, Tripleturds, Tardlets, Glazertards, Cerberus, and Hecatoncheires. They, who sometime walk among us on cloven hooves as hideous beasts carrying gold clutches, toss souls into oblivion as perverse blood sport.
  18. 4 points
    I'd rather Winston than Flacco
  19. 4 points

    Hey, NNUD....

    Sorry, buddy. Looks like Urban's 'health problems' have popped up again. Retiring after the bowl game. Enjoy a long stretch of mediocrity.
  20. 4 points

    Bahaha...Final Jeopardy

    Ok so I’m a fucking dork. I was watching Jeopardy and the final question was The NFL. “In the 2018 NFL draft this team used a parrot to make one of their picks, but the bird got stage fright” Shit is so embarrassing and fucking hilarious at the same time.
  21. 4 points

    Turnover machine Winston

    He needs a picture of a big gaping pussy on Jackson's jersey to be able to hit him.
  22. 4 points
    Gulf Shore Steve

    Licht - Listen Up

    Not even Mildred and we all know she's open for business for anyone:
  23. 4 points

    Jameis Starts Against the Bears

    If it was Jameis, not Fitz, who had the exact same stats and results in the first three games, the first message in this thread would have been: "No other QB in the league could have QB'd this team to a 2-1 record against that schedule! I mean, he's got 3 straight 400 yard games, and even with last night's INTs he's he's still leading the NFC in passer rating, and he damn near engineered a comeback from 17 points down in the 4th. Can't BELIEVE anyone would want to bench him after all that for a few early mistakes." ?
  24. 4 points
    We needed Tom Jones there to ask him how come he's not throwing to Brate and Hump.
  25. 4 points

    Whats up with this Vea clown?

    Been out of the country and have missed all football thus far.. I did scan the box score from the Saints game and saw no mention of JPP either.. Did he play? Is he hurt? Oh, and then there is this https://www.mixposure.com/ariels-attic/audio/25547/the-wreck-of-the-edmund-fitzgerald Enjoy