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  1. 6 points
    The Rich McKay Conspiracy

    Spooky Shit

    Lincoln was born in his father's brand new log cabin. Kennedy once spilled Log Cabin syrup in his father's brand new Lincoln.
  2. 6 points

    Fitz's Three Picks

  3. 5 points

    What To Do With Winston?

    Jesus tap dancing Christ... Only people I really ever heard saying he needed more weapons was the coaching staff/GM. Remember we had Vjax, Evans, ASJ and Doug Martin. There were weapons. One thing that I have read and watch and have heard he needs better coaching and the other thing is, especially in here, is that he needs a OFFENSIVE LINE. Our offensive line is offensive. Regardless of the most informed in here...SMITH IS SHIT. Marpet is pretty good, then Jenson seems to wanna shoot the team in the foot with his stupid bullshit personal fouls and holds at inopportune times but is ok...not highest paid center in the NFL ok, but ok. However, the rest of the line is absolute shit. Not just in pass protection but also in run blocking. Finally our coaching. The head coach is and always has been way way over his head. I have said that, although not necessarily in here, since day one. He was a poor choice after they fired Lovie, who I though was a poor choice as well. Sure he has a great play book, but nothing ever changes. Someone earlier says Winston sucks in the second half of games. Well that's because the plays, regardless or who is calling them, are the same. Nothing is adjusted. Nothing changes in the play mix. Do the fucking math. Shit O-Line. No running game, much less a threat of one, play book that hasn't really changed to the strengths of the players. What do you get? SUCKENING pure and simple. Tree-Your obsession and constant hate of Winston is funny...in a look at-the-weird-guy-hating-on-a-football-player kinda way. You even said we should get Sam Bradford here to replace Winston. AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sam fucking-cant-take-three-game-snaps-without-going-on-IR Bradford. Jesus wept, son. It stems from you not liking Winstons' character. I get it. I think the entire board does. I mean you get so jazzed about posting how much you hate Winston. One thing that I don't get about all the Winston naysayers is even when he shines he sucks. When he sucks, I say it out loud that he sucks the chrome off trailer hitches. Fucking want to shoot him right in the pussy. However there have been some decent games by him and you are silent as are most naysayers. The jury is still out on Winston. He has an uphill challenge in front of him. But if we shit can him here, he will go on and be a Super Bowl Champion somewhere else. Bank it, twink. Maybe find a new team while you are at it... Just my $0.02.... Your milage may vary very, verily I say unto you. Carry on. 😉
  4. 5 points
    Flip the score, if the Bucs win the game the story is how Jameis is scolding his center, being a leader.
  5. 5 points

    Dicks in Attendance?

    Oh, is Tundra visiting?
  6. 5 points

    draft results

    You guys crack me the fuck up. Do you think for one god damned minute Derwangus would be playing at the same level he is in San Diego (or whatever the fuck that place is called now)? I don't. Not for a second. Vea was the smart fucking pick because he was the top DT talent (allegedly) in the draft and the consensus thought not only from the resident board fucks, but also from the people who "know" was that he would be the piece of the puzzle to take away all the fucking excuses for the lack of pass rush from McCoy and any other scrub on the D-Line. Instead, we got Batman wannabe and a bunch of guys not named JPP. It is what it is, but don't think for a moment your Florida State stooge would fair any better in this shitshow, because he damned sure wouldn't.
  7. 5 points
    Bradford fucking sucks. Made of glass with a noodle arm and has never done shit. Hell, they kept Lurch to unload him. Fuck no. Can we please stop saying how every damn scrub that gets released might be a good pickup for the Bucs? Bleach my asshole. Jesus.
  8. 5 points
    I will challenge this post, UncleBuc. This isn't a Tampa problem. It is a mush between his ears problem. The guy isn't football smart. He is a classic case of having all the physical intangibles an NFL organization looks for in a franchise QB, and cream of chicken soup for a brain. The team was winning with Fitz. The team was going to lose some games with Fitz as well. The guy has had ample enough time to work on his shortcomings since being drafted. He hasn't at all from what I can tell. He still throws stupid picks. He still panics. He still overthrows deep routes on one play and then underthrows them on the next. He's a thug with the mental capacity of a gnat. Also, he still hasn't stayed out of trouble. I realize the Uber driver thing was a couple of seasons ago, but this was after the FSU fiasco, so he hasn't even cleaned that behavior up either. It's not a Tampa problem. It's an idiot problem. The team will be more productive sending him on his way along with a few others. This team isn't that far from being better and it starts by ridding themselves of Jabooass.
  9. 5 points
    The Rich McKay Conspiracy


    Winston just lost his job as far as I’m concerned. Sucks to still be looking for a long term solution at QB, but we are.
  10. 5 points

    Turnover machine Winston

    For you grass is always greener fuckers . . . . . anyone thinking the Bucs would have won yesterday with Fitz in there is delusional. The pass rush was intense and Fitz, god love him, is 35 and his escapability is nowhere near what Jameis's is. He would have been sacked more and thrown at least 3 picks (see Steelers, Bears games). Everyone would love the Fitz from weeks one and two -- that's the absolute top for him and he rarely has ever played at that high a level for very long (see Steelers, Bears). And he had really clean pockets in those first two games. Not sure what Warhoppingfuck is teaching his O-Linemen but they've been pretty shabby since the Steelers game (see running game or lack thereof). Winston needs to play better, he can play better, and anyone looking at it objectively will see that he has been playing better over time. The instant gratification seekers want to see him be today's Aaron Rodgers immediately. Who wouldn't? The thing is, 4th year Aaron Rodgers got beat by the 2009 Bucs, Raheehaw's first win as headjob coich. 4th year Jameis is progressing about like 4th year Aaron Rodgers. And for the geniuses that want Winston gone -- who else are you gonna get? Mariota? Blake Bortles? Glennon????? Yeah, let's bring fycking Lurch back here. That will solve everything. Draft a rookie QB and start all over? Fuck me Floyd.
  11. 5 points
    Gulf Shore Steve

    Trade Gerald MCcoy!!!!

    Doesn't it cost money to fish out the jumpers? Can't he just walk out into the Gulf and get pulled down by the riptide? No one will ever know or care.
  12. 5 points

    Jameis v. Fitzryan

    Who gives a fuck. Just enjoy WINNING Buc fans.
  13. 5 points

    Tom Fucking Jones

    Professor Terguson: You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? Professor Terguson: [rips a desk apart] Then take the fucking wall apart [shouts] Professor Terguson: brick by brick and nuke them back into the fucking stone age forever? Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it! Thornton Melon: [incensed] All right. I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a *pussy wimp* to let MacArthur go in there [shouts] Thornton Melon: and blow out those Commie bastards! Professor Terguson: Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you. Thornton Melon: [chuckling to his classmates] Good teacher. He really seems to care. About what I have no idea. Tom Jones version- Remember Sunday's game win against the Saints where we achieved victory. Who called the plays? Who called the Plays in that Superdome and drove the fucking who dat crowd in the Stone age out on Bourbon street. Say it! Say it! Coach Koetter_ All Right I will say it! I was too much of a Pussy wimp to admit it was Todd Moncken! I have learn to delegate authority because I have lot of things to monitor during the game. We won the game on the road and put up 48 points with our backup fucking QB you douchebag Tom Jones- Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think although I will not mention it in my column because I am a douchebag. Coach Koetter- Good sportswriter. He really seems to care- about his own fucking ego more than covering the team.
  14. 5 points
    St. Pete Times has been doing this BS for years! In 1979 my family and I were standing in line to get tickets for the first playoff game ever in Tampa. It was a place in Clearwater near Sunset Point and Hercules. (I dont recall why they were selling them there) Anyway, the headline read: BUCS FANS TURN UNRULY AFTER TICKETS SELL OUT And there's a picture of me at 13 years old on the front page walking by a trash can that was turned over, which I didnt even turn over lol and no one was unruly at all. But I was sporting my badass silver Smokey and the Bandit jacket. My family still brings up that story calling me the unruly Bucs fan.
  15. 5 points

    Holy Flurkingschmidt!!!

    Sometimes ya have to think outside of the box.. The main problem is the fan motor is toast so heat isn't being pulled off and the high side and pressure overloads.. $16 box fan from Walmart, extension cord, lay the box fan down over the crapped out fan. Point it up.. Turn it on high and start the AC.. How's that for redneck engineering? It's freaking working
  16. 4 points

    Harbaugh from Michigan to Tampa???

    AKA Tripletards, Tripleturds, Tardlets, Glazertards, Cerberus, and Hecatoncheires. They, who sometime walk among us on cloven hooves as hideous beasts carrying gold clutches, toss souls into oblivion as perverse blood sport.
  17. 4 points

    My Christmas Message for Bucschat

    https://arielsattic1usa.bandcamp.com/track/wasteland Merry Christmas you Moes!!
  18. 4 points
    I'd rather Winston than Flacco
  19. 4 points
    Koetter's a fuck. Winston absolutely needed to sit against the Bengals. But, he should have started against Carolina. The team was 3-4. The defense was still a sieve. They're playing in a division with two playoff teams, and a third (Atlanta) that's still significantly better than the Bucs. The writing was on the wall. Fitzpatrick had 2.5 games where he played out of his mind. But if you look beyond that, you'll see almost ten years of mediocre football with disastrous turnovers at the worst possible moment. Do we need to think back to his epic six interception game in Kansas City in 2015? Or what about that fourth quarter in Buffalo that same season? Even if you think Winston and Fitzpatrick are the 'same' guy in terms of being hot / cold, turnover prone, etc., you don't hand the ball to a 36 year old journeyman over a 24 year old QB that still might have a long future in the league. Dirk screwed the pooch. And I can't wait for his ass to get fired.
  20. 4 points
    Gulf Shore Steve

    It could be worse...

    Wrong board to be discussing sacks. We have no idea what they are.
  21. 4 points
    We needed Tom Jones there to ask him how come he's not throwing to Brate and Hump.
  22. 4 points


    He won the Superbowl and the team was at least going to the playoffs....Since then they have been a complete embarrassment yungry eating w's dressing like Michael Jackson.....Give me Chucky over the shit shows of the last 9 years any day and twice on Sunday
  23. 4 points
    I'm betting you haven't had a blow job since the Clinton administration.
  24. 4 points
  25. 4 points
    He may not have recalled what happened in the car or even the Uber ride itself but when he received a phone call from Uber telling him his account was suspended, it should have piqued his curiosity a tad. One unanswered question is whether Uber followed up (as is part of their procedure for a suspended account) with a further communications outlining the dirty details of said suspension. If they did, then I don't know why Winston wouldn't have brought it up to his attorney considering what else has happened to him during his life.