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  1. 4 points
    Tom Seaver was recently diagnosed with Dementia. Tom Brady apparently is suffering with the same affliction as well but doesn't yet know it. Tom Seaver is and will always be Tom Terrific.
  2. 3 points
    There's a real nice assisted living facility up the road a few miles for Bruce and his wife to become residents of when it's time. It's time.
  3. 3 points
    "I kan hasz a guud kickr in da drafp?"
  4. 3 points
    JOEinPHX

    SSSSUUUUUUHHHH!!!!!!!

    McCoy was privately (and roundly) criticized by the coaching staff for routinely taking himself out of games for hangnails and the like. And then heroically re-inserting himself in the game before the trainers could diagnose the cuticle issue. I don't have any direct knowledge of locker room impact, but the players aren't blind. There had to be some trickle-down. And I expect all of that played into the decision to release him.
  5. 2 points
    Long time posters will recall. Every year I like to look at the undrafedd free agents and tryout players and.............vomit. I don’t give a fiddler’s fuck whether they’re hidden or overhyped or bathing in Clamato juice. I just hope some of these fuckers can beat the fucker across the line from them. Have some pride for chrissakes. Seriously, we all know the defensive schemes under Shitty were antiquated and soft as a rotten peach. But for fuck’s sake, if you’re a player in that scheme, don’t you get fucking tired of getting beaten like a bald headed orphan every goddamned time? Wouldn’t a little personal pride dictate you might fuckin do something about yourself in that situation? So I am real skeptical about this fixed secondary bullshit. I don’t believe in Noah Spence, JPP fuckened himself again, Suh will probably experience his first serious injury of his career and be put on IR. Nassib will simply suck. Devin White will wonder what the hell he is playing with and just go rogue and demand to be traded. Jameis will see all of that and once again decide he needs every pass to be a touchdown. And the offense won’t move the ball as well as last year but score fewer points while giving up more turnovers, i should rename this thread, “What are your five hidden turds that will be sure to fuck up the 2019 season.” Fuck me Moe, Curly and Larry. I touted them when they were running around in circles chasing each other.
  6. 2 points
    Only if JPP shoves them up Brady’s ass. One handed of course.
  7. 2 points
    Tundra

    SSSSUUUUUUHHHH!!!!!!!

    I just read all the Suh interviews published so far since he’s been a Buc. I really really like what this guy has to say, and how he says it. None of the typical goofball spoodge that Geraldine used to spit out that we’d roll our eyes over. Sounds like a leader, a professional, someone who has been around the block and knows where the hookers are and which ones to avoid. No kimno ice cream batman bruised labia. Suh 2019! Fuck Geraldine!
  8. 2 points
    He is such a bitch. Why can’t he have a car accident and break his neck or blow off his throwing hand fucking around with fireworks?!
  9. 2 points
    Tundra

    McCoy Released

    I now officially despise Geraldine McCock as much as Scam Newton. He’s all talk and I can’t wait for him to suck, and to fail. Fuck him so fucking hard with a Batman dildo ice cream cone until he screams for Mark Dumfuknik to un-draft him.
  10. 2 points
    Tundra

    SSSSUUUUUUHHHH!!!!!!!

    OK someone should stop me from doing this. Quick smack me in the temple with the hind leg of a dead mule. In 2010 I wanted Dumfuknik to trade up for Suh. Then when I realized how much draft.captal that would have cost I accepted GMC. Then I thought Geraldine with the weak biceps was soft, then I read how disruptive he was and accepted that others knew more than I did. After reading about Suh and reflecting on their mutual careers, I say this. Fuck Geraldine in her batcave. We now have the better player. Geraldine’s quick first step did a lot of dick for the Sucs. Suh’s first interview was unapologetic. Confident respectful and strong. Good move. Welcome Suh . Fuck Geraldine.
  11. 2 points
    I believe Winston and Peyton Manning have been mentioned in the same sentence here. Anybody catch that?
  12. 2 points
    UncleBuc

    Our Triplet Assholes, A New Low

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/05/27/bucs-have-no-comment-on-failed-effort-to-get-deepwater-horizon-compensation/ Are you fucking kidding me? Whores. Unbelievable. Will never win anything with those assholes.
  13. 2 points
    rook

    Our Triplet Assholes, A New Low

    Anybody who attended the Buccaneers games after the deepwater horizon disaster should get pain and suffering damages for watching a team that crude and slimy,
  14. 2 points
    Tundra

    Our Triplet Assholes, A New Low

    There won’t be enough outrage but these retards should be forced to sell the team.
  15. 2 points
    Well, at least Bart Starr didn't die by falling off a roof...unlike a certain Super Bowl I wide receiver.....so at least Starr had that going for him.
  16. 2 points
    jobuc597

    Jenna Laine Looks Like a Horse

    Just make kissy sounds and say Hay
  17. 2 points
    Axe

    Jenna Laine Looks Like a Horse

  18. 1 point
    Go out on a limb and tell us which ones will compete for reps in camp. That's the true test, twink.
  19. 1 point
    Yeah, let him copyright "Tom Thumbless."
  20. 1 point
    Tundra

    When’s the Season Start?

    This is bad. I’m having a surge of optimism. Call me cumguzzling Jesse and take my scotch away. This is bad, really really bad. Aming other reasons- when some things went in the toilet for the Colts and Cardinals, BA made adjustments. Forced the adjustments. When was the last head coach the Sucs have had that made half time adjustments or game to game adjustments? I don’t t think even Gruden was that good at it. If the defense gets gang raped by a herd of raptors, they will not come out playing the same soft shitty off coverage zone bullshit cum sucking noise we watched from Lovecock and Shith. Perriman is going to catch some deep balls instead of taking it balls deep. OJ will remind us of Jimmy Giles only better. And Barber will gain 1000 yards. These peyote buds taste pretty good, but soon I will be puking like a crack whore without a rock. Cheers.
  21. 1 point
  22. 1 point
    Has any other GM in the history of the NFL drafted TWO effin kickers?
  23. 1 point
    Tundra

    Jenna Laine Looks Like a Horse

    I missed the racist cauliflower. I didn't know vegetables harbored prejudices. Meh. Give her a foot long carrot and see what she does with it.
  24. 1 point
    bucs63

    Jenna Laine Looks Like a Horse

    That's a little harsh. She's not that bad looking. I like to imagine she's on all fours and I'm banging her hard while making her eat a big ole bowl of cauliflower and singin "I'm a Yankee doodle dandy..."
  25. 1 point
    tfree32

    SSSSUUUUUUHHHH!!!!!!!

    No one is saying we're Super Bowl bound. But we'll finally have an attitude on defense. That's worth celebrating.
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