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  1. 6 points
    The Rich McKay Conspiracy

    Spooky Shit

    Lincoln was born in his father's brand new log cabin. Kennedy once spilled Log Cabin syrup in his father's brand new Lincoln.
  2. 5 points

    draft results

    You guys crack me the fuck up. Do you think for one god damned minute Derwangus would be playing at the same level he is in San Diego (or whatever the fuck that place is called now)? I don't. Not for a second. Vea was the smart fucking pick because he was the top DT talent (allegedly) in the draft and the consensus thought not only from the resident board fucks, but also from the people who "know" was that he would be the piece of the puzzle to take away all the fucking excuses for the lack of pass rush from McCoy and any other scrub on the D-Line. Instead, we got Batman wannabe and a bunch of guys not named JPP. It is what it is, but don't think for a moment your Florida State stooge would fair any better in this shitshow, because he damned sure wouldn't.
  3. 4 points
    Koetter's a fuck. Winston absolutely needed to sit against the Bengals. But, he should have started against Carolina. The team was 3-4. The defense was still a sieve. They're playing in a division with two playoff teams, and a third (Atlanta) that's still significantly better than the Bucs. The writing was on the wall. Fitzpatrick had 2.5 games where he played out of his mind. But if you look beyond that, you'll see almost ten years of mediocre football with disastrous turnovers at the worst possible moment. Do we need to think back to his epic six interception game in Kansas City in 2015? Or what about that fourth quarter in Buffalo that same season? Even if you think Winston and Fitzpatrick are the 'same' guy in terms of being hot / cold, turnover prone, etc., you don't hand the ball to a 36 year old journeyman over a 24 year old QB that still might have a long future in the league. Dirk screwed the pooch. And I can't wait for his ass to get fired.
  4. 3 points

    Dear Donovan Smith...

    Despite the ramblings of some of the most informed, you suck out loud. Don't let the door hit you in your fat ass season's end.
  5. 3 points
    Redskins have first dibs
  6. 3 points
    Surprised we haven't seen a sign Kareem Hunt thread yet.
  7. 3 points
    Park on the 50. Defense won't notice.
  8. 3 points

    Succaneers Assistant Coiches

    What a sorry lot of gristle and saturated fat. Aside from Monken and Buckner (who is getting pass for prior work before coming to the rotting corpse that is the Succaneers) -- most of them should be put on a fishing vessel, towed out to sea and sunk into the abyss. Shark bait? Probably not even worthy of that. The most disgusting offenders. Nate Kaczor, "Special" Teams. His teams are special all right. Worst in the league at returning punts and kicks, but at least his kickers always miss extra points (the new Greek kid has only one game under his belt, give him time). How this fucker still has a job is exhibit A2 as to why Koetter is a dead coich walking. John Hoke / Brett Maxie. Hoke's title is secondary coich, Maxie's is defensive backs coich. Maybe Hoke thinks secondary is subserviant to primary and stays inside beating off to goat videos? The Sucs' pass defense has been fucking dreadful for a decade. Promising players have come to the Sucs and promptly dropped a load on the locker room floor and performed like the resultant puddle drying into a crust on said floor. Mark Fuddner, Defensive Clownanator. Sure they haven't gotten worse since Big Head fucking Mike Smith was shown the exit gate a year too fucking late. They couldn't get any worse than historically legendarily bad, and that is where they still are. Adios, Elmer. Enjoy the paper route you will inherit, Elmer. But be vewy vewy quiet. Some irate fan may discover it's you and run you over . George Warhoppingfuck., Offending Line. Or maybe it's Warfuckinghop, it's confusing. This scrub has sucked exhaust for the duration of his tenure which seems like 40 fucking years. He oversees a loafing inconsistent soft group of pansies who always seem to get beat at just the critical time. This Hopfuck needs to be outfitted with some hot water gloves and shown the back door to the kitchen where he can wash the pots. He'd fuck that up too. Stephen Nicholas, Defensive Quality Control Coordinator. I can't believe there is someone on the staff with this title. Jumping Jesus of Juarez. Dave Kennedy and his pudendas, Strength and Conditioning. Judging by the injury rate on this fucked up team, they must be getting lessons on wrist action during a vigorous wank because there isn't any sign of any player actually getting stronger or more well conditioned. He's got like four assistant strength and conditioning experts. I wonder how they measure their work? Don't answer that, for any of them. Adios to all you fucknuts, please do let the door hit you really fucking hard in your asses as you get run out in humiliating fashion when the Turk comes to visit you in six weeks. Fuck Me Larry.
  9. 3 points

    Happy Thanksgiving Fuckers

    That's what I love about this board - you can have a thread titled 'Happy Thinksgiving Fuckers' and you know it's an expression of love. And in the interest of inclusivity, let me say 'Happy Thanksgiving to all you Cocksuckers' as well.
  10. 3 points

    Happy Thanksgiving Fuckers

    Happy Thanksgiving Dudes and dudettes….Enjoy your Turkey.....not exactly Like Tundra will....Cheers...
  11. 3 points

    Happy Thanksgiving Fuckers

    Got up at 5 in the damn AM. Not for the Turkey. For a second pee. 20 years? The SPiT, the birth of this board by C-section, epic threads with nitwits, so many good fans, and memorable characters. Always hoping for the best though. I hope this day finds you all well, and filled with gratitude. Have a great Thanksgiving day.
  12. 3 points

    Fucktard back at QB

    Jaboo needs to change that stupid Fucking nickname but he will be and should be kept for one more year. See what he can do under a coaching regime that actually instillis a winning culture in the team. Losers breed losers. Fuck Dork Coenterr.
  13. 2 points

    Fucktard back at QB

    How did fucktard do today still wanna draft a QB??????
  14. 2 points
    Secondary is playing with no Hargreaves, no Grimes, no Davis, no Evans, no Stewart.. and they have 3 INTs today and a huge pass defenses in the end zone.
  15. 2 points

    Bucs offering free tickets!

    I have two of these tickets, anyone want them? Must of course be a Buc fan. Section 103
  16. 2 points
    The Rich McKay Conspiracy

    Dear Jaboo

    It's a lot easier to do when the team isn't down by 28 at the half. I'm not entirely sold on Winston and I haven't broken down when his turnovers happen, but I think that a lot of the trouble he gets into comes when the defense is completely shitting the bed and he's trying to get the team back into things. Basically, if you had a decent enough defense to not spot the other team a few TD's right off the bat, I bet you'd see more games like this from him.
  17. 2 points

    Fire Koetter Tonight

    It's Monday night. And ESPN Monday Night Football is a got damn joke of show and a disgrace to the greats of the past that made it the premiere game of the week. Not just for the game but for the booth. The best of the best and the most captivating celebrity in sport and sportscasting. I hope Booger's crane has a tragic mishap and the milktoast pair in the booth have a Nyquil overdose. So I don't have too. Turn out the lights and fuckin die ESPN. Just sayin...
  18. 2 points

    Fire Koetter Tonight

    The DL has been the best unit actually. Which isn't a great compliment considering the suckage of the defense. But they are getting better, Nassib is a good add, Curry playing better. I like Vea's emergence, let's see him do it again against the Panthies.
  19. 2 points

    Nice call on 3rd and 1

    The DB backups are not familiar with the Bucs defensive ethic of not picking a pass.
  20. 2 points

    Happy Thanksgiving Fuckers

    Yeah yeah yeah fuck off. HaPPY Thanksgiving fuckers. *** u tndr cnt.
  21. 2 points

    Happy Thanksgiving Fuckers

    Lots to be thankful for. The Succaneers are not in that list. Eat a capon today. Drink way too much. It’s a two hangover day. Hug your neighbor and hand him a Baby Ruth. Fuck the Succaneers and may the Glazertards accidentally choke on turkey and fail to properly execute the Heimlich maneuver. Bosa in 2019?
  22. 2 points
    Happy Thanksgiving fellow Poofs and Puffs. At least everyone will finally have the opportunity to see a game played by the rarely seen Dallas Cowboys today.
  23. 2 points

    Fuck You Glazers

    Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. FUCK YOU.
  24. 2 points
    I agree with much of what you said ….except ...i'm not a fan a getting rid of Koetter....only cause it's a statement saying ..Another rebuild....I'm not sure I have that much time.....But I know it needs doing....Koeter is toast...
  25. 2 points
    Untrue. I definitely recall our dear Snook starting a thread about how great Zeier was going to be back on the old forums.