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  1. 11 points
    Most of us losers have been posting on this site together since the late 90s. While we dont usually agree on everything (what fun would that be?) we are all Buc fans and share loyalty to a rather dysfunctional organization..but they’re our dysfunctional organization. Anyway..after a long run of being being single; selfish and doing mostly whatever I have wanted to do, I took the plunge and got married a couple years ago. On Monday, we welcomed a beautiful little girl to the world and the newest Buc fan! Can’t wait to carry on the tradition of my late father when took me to games in the 80’s and 90’s. It’s been a beautiful experience and my appreciation for woman and what they go through has grown tremendously. Woman are badasses! No doubt. Finally going home today with a lot more than we left with
  2. 9 points

    Where will Winston land?

    Winston taking down Belicheck would be his greatest and most appreciated accomplishment.
  3. 8 points

    Bring Back Snook!

    Does anyone need any brownies?
  4. 7 points
    Gulf Shore Steve

    The 'boys

    Indulge me for a moment. I hate the fuckin' Cowboys. There's no Bucs rival that even comes close for me. I don't like the overly self important owner, their fans, the attention some of their players get for performance not much better, if so, than what we see from the Bucs every week. The team's been mediocre or slightly better for a couple of decades yet we have the pleasure of Fox covering them every possible week they can and if Fox doesn't have them, they're the national game on the other 3 networks which cover the NFL. This means we're forced to listen to Joe Buck, who I'd probably punch in the face if I ever saw him in person. It would have to be with an uppercut because that's the only way I'd reach his tiny ass and Troy Aikman who spends his season slobbering over his former team. Then there's the dope in my office who spends every goddam season, including currently in this one, telling anyone who doesn't simply walk away from him that the Cowboys are "loaded" and going to the Super Bowl. I'll note that coming into this week that team that everyone is forced to pay attention to and is "loaded" had the same record as the team this board follows and some on this board spend an awful lot of energy criticizing and the Cowboys don't play in a division which has an 11 win team. Now....the NFL feels compelled to change the coin toss rules to "correct" the fact that their QB can't tell the officials the proper choice when they win the toss. I've coached youth football for a number of years and, believe it or not, 8 to 10 year olds walk to the center of the field every week without a coach and properly tell the referee their choice and I can't recall a mistake being made. As an aside, the NFL never should have stepped in last week when the dipshit Prescott told the referee they wished to kick and then attempted to change it. He made his choice and if a 25 year old can't deliver the same simple answer hundreds if not thousands of elementary, middle school high school and college athletes can coherently tell a referee every weekend, then the NFL doesn't need to step in and save his babbling ass. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/28350895/sources-nfl-simplify-coin-toss-rules-2020-dak-prescott-gaffe-vs-rams I hope the Eagles win today but, because I don't want it to happen, the Cowboys probably will so we'll be stuck with them at least through the wild card weekend.
  5. 7 points

    Time to See Reality

    Easy to pick a good team and cheer for them. Or worse yet, change "favorite" teams every year based on who's good. I'll teach my kids to support the local teams. Teaches them to stick with something though the tough times and makes the cherish the good times even more. I'm find myself very fortunate my dad took me Bucs games growing up. We sat through many hot days in the 80 and 90s in the old sombrero when it was either 2/3 empty or full of opposing team fans. Being able to share that lone championship season with him before he passed away made all those disappointing seasons worth it. I wouldn't have wanted it any other way.
  6. 6 points
    Best draft meme I saw about Draft Day 1 went something like.... "If I wanted to spend 3 hours watching 32 picks, I'd have just watched a Jameis Winston game."
  7. 6 points
    I don't watch the games but nothing's changed. Brilliant. Fuckin' brilliant.
  8. 6 points

    Bring Back Snook!

    You seem just a bit obsessed with Snook and McCoy.. But I do wish Snook would come back. That would bring back JeffT instantly, which would in turn bring back his ridiculous political takes, which would fire up Nuudy and he'd say something that would offend the mentally handicap so there would be a Jesse sighting, which would then bring out multiple sock puppets, all which struggle to complete sentences.. Off season blows! Bucs 10-6 2019!
  9. 6 points
    Gulf Shore Steve

    3-2-2019 mock draft

    No matter what else this undoubtedly idiotic post says, the Bucs aren't getting some team's first 4 picks in this years draft from any team you babbling dipshit.
  10. 6 points
  11. 6 points
    Bad call. But I hate Sean Payton and the Saints. So watching them lose their minds is hilarious.
  12. 6 points

    What To Do With Winston?

    Yeah, I’m not buying that, the stats have QB’s from different eras. How many Colt fans were pining for Manning’s head? Sure, right, I am saying Winston is the next Manning, or is it Glennon? I’m a 42 year Buc fan, I’m tired of the carousel that emotional fans and media seem to scream for. Winston has shown the tools and desire necessary to win in the league, instead of putting the success on the offense on one player (see McCoy on defense), how about we draft better, coach better and actually have what this sport actually is, a team that plays as a unit.
  13. 5 points
    They only want to pick his brain. Fortunately this is all they'll find.
  14. 5 points
    ...but it wasn't Covid-19. Picked up a UTI somehow and it burns like a mother when I whiz. I've found that it's very helpful to distract myself by singing during the more painful moments, so I came up with some lyrics. Goes like this... (Bouncing up and down on the toilet seat) OO-ga-chaka, oo-ga-chaka OO-ga, oo-ga, oo-ga-chaka OO-ga-chaka, oo-ga-chaka OO-ga, oo-ga, oo-ga-chaka I don't like this feeling, when I have to pee, Feels like hot lava, see-ping out of me I don't want it, I don't want no more, How'd I I catch it? From some llama whore. OW -ow-ow-ow-ow It's not a good feeling. I'm on Cipro now, but I figure I'll have a second verse ready before this is over Axe, you're welcome to the lyrics, but if you record, I want tundra on sax and a video of burning llamas going over a cliff in the background.
  15. 5 points

    The Thin Veneer

    WTF.. It's the offseason.. KRANK IT!!! 🤘😀🤘 and maybe buy it? https://arielsattic1usa.bandcamp.com/track/the-thin-veneer
  16. 5 points


    Keep Winston but teach the offense how to tackle.
  17. 5 points

    Winston was spectacular

  18. 5 points
    Dude, I am beginning to think that people on this site just want to bitch about this team...When they lose they will all be out crying like babies with the i told you so's, kinda fucking sad...The D looked great today the secondary that I bitch about was fantastic ...Gooooo Bucs
  19. 5 points
  20. 5 points


    Missed the first PS game.. Guess I didn't miss a lot Spent 8 days in Ecuador, Quito is at 9300 ft.. We spent the night in a nice cabin resort at 13,100 ft and a few days in the Amazon.. The one on the left wanted to know where she could find tndrcnt.. I think she wants child support The wife and I at 1:00am with our driver and guide, leaving for Quito Airport..
  21. 5 points

    Geraldine the Machine

    Y'all are stretchin things to make McCoy look less than spectacular. He was a frikin DT so sacks, interceptions, and even fumbles can't define him. It's the trenches and hard fought tackles are the ham in that sammich. He averaged damn near 2 solos per game in his Buc career. He came close to a lot of QBs. He helped up so many he didn't even tackle. He was the Bucs as he gasped, his hands on hips, at the end of losses. No wonder he said he'll retire as a Buc. Well, at least before the stunods gave his number away. Underappreciated and disrespected I doubt he comes back for the ROH ceremony. If you have your way he'll fade away as the whiny c unt who could pick up a Buc paycheck off the floor with no hands. A big quivering va gina flappin it's lips and dripping teary platitudes. So, as it will be, he'll no longer even get a friendly fingering. Turn out the lights.
  22. 5 points

    Time to See Reality

    back 10 years ago when my kids were young, their friends would come over on Sundays and watch me watch a Buccaneers game- They laughed endlessly at my profanity-laced tirade play by play narration of what was being witnessed. Once one of the Mother's came over to witness the spectacle known as football Sunday at Boatrunner's house. The child was never allowed to step foot in my house again.
  23. 5 points

    Good Read on Winston

    A couple of things from my perspective (emphasis on the "my" part): 1. Winston isn't a good QB. I'm not sure he will be, but I am not ready to part with him unless we take a guy like Lock in the draft. 2. Dong Smith isn't a good LT. Is he durable? Hell yeah he is.....but that is probably because he plays ole' with the edge rushers and shy's away from violent contact, so he ought to be durable. I do agree with tundracnt, I want to see what he plays like with legit coaching and am willing to admit I am wrong if BA and company can make him as good as fanof says he is. 3. Peyton Barber is Earnest Graham. I am convinced of that. That dude will be good with a fucking O-Line that will open some holes for him. That being said, he hasn't had that opportunity and unless your name is Ali Marpet, you are to blame because he was the only motherfucker on that line playing at a somewhat respectable level last year. 4. Jackjizz Rodgers is a wasted roster space.
  24. 5 points

    Kraft is not too crafty

  25. 5 points

    It's going to be Arians

    Tundra just stated a preference. There's not anything wrong with that, and it's a solid step up from the goat/llama thing he's had for a while.
  26. 5 points
    I got news for you couch potato’s, Sapp wouldn’t have been the Sapp we knew with the cast of characters and coaching McCoy has had. You don’t have to like it, but it’s truth. Looking back at things that bothered the McCoy “haters”, not rushing out headlong into a neighbors potential domestic violence incident, instead he called the police....how dare he? Extended a hand to QB’s after a sack or hit, what a pussy. Without very little support from the rest of the defense, not just “taking over a game”, because certainly you could have put Sapp out there 1 on 11 and he would still have found his way to the QB. Brought an ice cream truck to practice for the team, what a childish thing to do. Missed some time with injuries early in his career, again, pussy. Played many games with injuries, selfish prick. No, he didn’t make the impact Sapp made with Brooks, Lynch, Culpepper, Chidi, Simeon, Barber and others that actually played as a unit. But please don’t tell me that he “took plays off” like that is a real critique, what does that even mean during the course of a game or season? Wait, I know, when your lined up left and the play goes right and there is 1500 lbs of offensive line in your way....nahh, SAPP would have just thrown them aside. If and when McCoy is traded or released, let’s try not to do what we usually do, denigrate the player. Unless of course being a dick, not the Tundra style of dick, is just what you do.
  27. 5 points

    Head Coach

    Got the love of God let’s please not look at potential coaches based on their connection to Tony Dungy. I’ve got an idea, how many are connected to Kevin Bacon.....
  28. 5 points

    What To Do With Winston?

    Jesus tap dancing Christ... Only people I really ever heard saying he needed more weapons was the coaching staff/GM. Remember we had Vjax, Evans, ASJ and Doug Martin. There were weapons. One thing that I have read and watch and have heard he needs better coaching and the other thing is, especially in here, is that he needs a OFFENSIVE LINE. Our offensive line is offensive. Regardless of the most informed in here...SMITH IS SHIT. Marpet is pretty good, then Jenson seems to wanna shoot the team in the foot with his stupid bullshit personal fouls and holds at inopportune times but is ok...not highest paid center in the NFL ok, but ok. However, the rest of the line is absolute shit. Not just in pass protection but also in run blocking. Finally our coaching. The head coach is and always has been way way over his head. I have said that, although not necessarily in here, since day one. He was a poor choice after they fired Lovie, who I though was a poor choice as well. Sure he has a great play book, but nothing ever changes. Someone earlier says Winston sucks in the second half of games. Well that's because the plays, regardless or who is calling them, are the same. Nothing is adjusted. Nothing changes in the play mix. Do the fucking math. Shit O-Line. No running game, much less a threat of one, play book that hasn't really changed to the strengths of the players. What do you get? SUCKENING pure and simple. Tree-Your obsession and constant hate of Winston is funny...in a look at-the-weird-guy-hating-on-a-football-player kinda way. You even said we should get Sam Bradford here to replace Winston. AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sam fucking-cant-take-three-game-snaps-without-going-on-IR Bradford. Jesus wept, son. It stems from you not liking Winstons' character. I get it. I think the entire board does. I mean you get so jazzed about posting how much you hate Winston. One thing that I don't get about all the Winston naysayers is even when he shines he sucks. When he sucks, I say it out loud that he sucks the chrome off trailer hitches. Fucking want to shoot him right in the pussy. However there have been some decent games by him and you are silent as are most naysayers. The jury is still out on Winston. He has an uphill challenge in front of him. But if we shit can him here, he will go on and be a Super Bowl Champion somewhere else. Bank it, twink. Maybe find a new team while you are at it... Just my $0.02.... Your milage may vary very, verily I say unto you. Carry on. 😉
  29. 5 points
    Flip the score, if the Bucs win the game the story is how Jameis is scolding his center, being a leader.
  30. 5 points

    Dicks in Attendance?

    Oh, is Tundra visiting?
  31. 4 points
    This, to me can't be argued. It pretty much says it all.. Yeah, he's about to throw for 5,000 yds.. Why? Because the fucktard opens every damn game with a pick 6 and before they know it, they're down 10-14 pts so they have to throw the fucking ball.. Kind of a self fulfilling prophecy y'know? Tag him, no choice really. Bring him back but develop a valid plan B. There isn't one now
  32. 4 points

    The defense was spectacular

    They held a very good Texans offense to really one drive. They held Hopkins to season low 23 yards. They held Hyde to 1.7 yards per carry. They were constantly in Watson's face with pressure and if it wasn't for his great scrambling ability, they would've had even more than the 5 sacks they got. They overcame the fact that everytime they forced a punt or created a TO, Winston gave it right back. These defense is growing every week and it's fun to watch. Any who babbles on about how things haven't changed, must not be watching or only partly watching or not have much time to watch or not willing to pay to watch...or..nevermind
  33. 4 points
    Fine, but literally declaring that "nothing has changed" while not watching the games is kinda bullshit. At some point the team really is on the rise, and draft position is less valuable than infusing a winning culture into the locker room. We've reached that point now. I want this team to win out, I want Jameis to set passing records, and I want the Bucs to draft a solid player in the mid to late teens.
  34. 4 points
    Haha... Maybe my phone thinks I perfer the male persuasion.. Considering my wife is a Latina, had she known I wrote how id like to see a couple Spanish dudes shaking their asses on stage..she may go full Lorena Bobbitt on me.
  35. 4 points


    Standing next to the big menacing guy who looks like he's on some prison release program? No wonder he's signaling thumbs up to the camera to say he's OK.
  36. 4 points

    Post Mini-Camp state of Bucs from BA

    I think the goal has been to give Winston every possible advantage so that he sinks or swims on his own merits. There are no more excuses. It's year 5, he has a QB guru as a coach, and what may be the best group of receiving targets in football. If he can't get it done this year with all the talent around him, it"s time to move on.
  37. 4 points


    Until we get an experienced long snapper, this team is not going anywhere.
  38. 4 points
    Hell, GSS, were you the guy at the next carrel with the grocery bag covering his lap? I shoulda said something. I'm kind of teamless at the moment. The demise of the AAF and the Hotshots was a kick in the nuts for a few of us out here. I had the chance to hang out at a few practices, meet some players, got to know some coaches. A few have landed on their feet after getting the exposure the league promised, so I'm happy for them, but that's only a small part of what was promised. There's a lot of bitterness out there. But anyone who's been around the pro game for a while knows the rug can get jerked out at any minute and they move on. I sincerely hope the Bucs give us all something to feel good about this year. I'm a natural pessimist and not especially impressed with Bruce Arians - I think his best days are well behind him. Still, there's nothing I'd like better that a reason to keep wearing my TB gear.
  39. 4 points

    Evans Goes Both Ways

    Good God! I take a week off, come back and find this?! The thread topic is “Evans Goes Both Ways” and these are the crap reply’s? You guys are embarrassing. Here is a thought passed on by a noted observer of the human condition...”you either suck dick or you don’t suck dick”...Goes both ways my ass! Well maybe Jesse’s ass.
  40. 4 points


    No, none at all Actually, I'm ok with this guy.. I mean, I do believe Warren Sapp was an arrogant asshole before,, he got here I want a defensive player with attitude ! We NEED some fucking attitude on D.. We need a new Hardy
  41. 4 points
    Not defending Licht, but there's no such thing as a good read from Martin Fennelly. The man is a click-bait whore with zero real insight.
  42. 4 points
    Gotta overpay for a mediocre OT because he can stay healthy and is serviceable. This is the NFL
  43. 4 points

    Holy fuck?!? Really?

    Ok I usually get a kick out of you old geezers whining about the halftime show not being AC/DC or U2... But WHAT THE FUCK was that?!?!! Worst halftime show ever!
  44. 4 points

    Matt Bryant

    The Falcons will have troubles with kicking for years now.
  45. 4 points

    Being Old Sucks

    I'd prefer these cats........................
  46. 4 points


    Because that dipshit got ahold of a stolen laptop and got himself kicked off the Florida football team, the Gators got left with John Brantley as the starting quarterback . . . and Urban Meyer quit to "spend more time with his family." But for that shithead's antics, Newton stays with Florida and wins a national title, instead of going the JUCO route for a year before going to the highest bidder in Auburn. I hate that fuck with a passion for the cavalcade of events that took place thanks to his idiotic decision. My reaction would have been decidedly negative had he been drafted by the Bucs.
  47. 4 points


    I would prefer it to be career ending. Fuck that prima donna clown and his front runner superman act. I much prefer seeing him with the hoodie over his head and that pouty expression on his puss. Only the worst for the scamster.
  48. 4 points

    Daniel Jones (QB) Duke

    Like Tundra, at least some of my anger is for effect. I hold Jameis in complete contempt. But it's really hard to give a fuck about this team.
  49. 4 points

    Hey, NNUD....

    Sorry, buddy. Looks like Urban's 'health problems' have popped up again. Retiring after the bowl game. Enjoy a long stretch of mediocrity.
  50. 4 points

    Great Win for the Bucs Today

    Say whatever else about who sucked who, or who couldn't block a corpse, or the turtling that we saw in the second half, or how the refs may have set a record for ineptitude across the MFL today (it was shockingly bad), or how the Bucs uniforms would look better on a pack of show poodles getting walked along the old Pier in St Pete. Go ahead and bitch. The team won and in the process, took the will away from Scumbucket Fig Newton. He obviously believed he could show up on 70% of his game and shred the Bucs awful defense. Fucking wrong, prima donna fuckstick. The Bucs won today because the defense significantly outplayed the Scamster's expectations. ANd there is no one I love seeing get made the fool more than the Scamster. Great win today, Bucs. Fudd Muffner for Governor! Gyros Santos for MVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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