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  2. OT: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    "Pulse" be cool. Waters be damned.
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  4. OT: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    Roger Waters is not missed, you only need to listen to the Pulse concert. Waters is an arrogant douchebag pussy who thought he was bigger than the band, and he was wrong, and he knows it. Fuck Roger Waters with your dick!
  5. $cam Newton...

    $cam Plays Huggy Bear in Starsky and Hutch.....and now he plays Football and he's Bar none the biggest AssHole….
  6. Winslow

    He has two little kids and a beautiful wife. And this is what he's doing? Has to be a few screws loose with that guy.
  7. $cam Newton...

    And so did the professional athlete that felt the need to get down to the level of a teenage kid.
  8. OT: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    That's a good call on the failure to report thing. Didn't realize the timeline. You're right, then. Absent evidence, there really shouldn't be any middle ground and he shouldn't be suspended. I simply have no faith in Goodell in these situations.
  9. OT: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    WIth all due respect, Pink Floyd is not Pink Floyd, without Waters.
  10. $cam Newton...

    Scums Newton is the ideal candidate for the Kellan Winschlong road. I hope he deteriorates into the scum sucking guzzler of donkey spooge we all know him to be.
  11. These jokes have reminded me of the only ones I can remember, which are so inappropriate that I dare not share them, even here, for the sake of decorum.
  12. OT: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    Don't forget......
  13. Winslow

    The hottest blonde in that Pub . . . . . .
  14. Winslow

    Speaking of Winslow, one time I walked into this Pub and behind the bar a sign said Cheeseburger $1.50 Chicken Sandwich $2.50 Hand Job $20.00. So I go up the the bar and ask the hottest blonde "Are you the one that gives the hand jobs?" She gives me a sultry "Yes, I am." So I told her "Go wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
  15. OT: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    I own close to 200 concert dvds.. That one, Pink Floyd's "Pulse" is top 3 easily..
  16. Speaking of sucking, little Julie asks her pregnant mom how babies are made and Mom tells her "When a man and a woman love each other the man puts his penis in her va gina and she gets a baby." Little Julie says "But Mom, when I saw you in the bedroom that time you had Daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get then?" Mom whispers "Jewellery, Honey. Jewellery."
  17. OT: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    Totally right lads. Of course this is the Bucs and the NFL. Expect a fuckening. Oh. Axe, BTW -- I have PULSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Going to get the headphones and get into it later tonight!!!!!!! Thanks brother.
  18. OT: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    He said, she said is not definitive evidence.. IMO of course..
  19. Winslow

    Dude obviously had a concussion...from flipping his motorcycle over in a parking lot and going through a shrubbery. His friends talked him into it....the irony is that they didn't really want a shrubbery. https://247sports.com/nfl/houston-texans/Article/Winslow-Hurt-in-Motorcycle-Accident-104194816/
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  21. Lil Billy was in school one day when his teacher asked him "Billy, if there are 5 crows on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left"? Billy thought for a moment and responded "ZERO!" His teacher said "No Billy, that's not right, there would be 4 left".. Billy said "No mam, when I shot one, the others got scared and flew away".. His teacher thought for a moment and said "No Billy, but I like how you think.. Billy said "Mam I have a question for you.. Three women are eating ice cream cones.. One is licking her cone, One is biting her cone, and one is sucking her ice cream cone.. Which one is married"? Billy's teacher was flumuxed but finally said "The one sucking"?? Billy responded "No, the one with the wedding ring.. But I like how you think"!
  22. OT: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    That would not shock me at all. He'll appeal and be permitted to play. If upheld, he probably can appeal to an arbiter and have it delayed (and I think he'd ultimately win) until after this season. At this point, absent a lot of evidence we nor the NFL (since they supposedly have yet to interview him) is aware of signifying guilt, I don't see what he's suspended for. The NFL may try to hang him on the "failure to report" definition in the current CBA. The problem is that the way that portion of the code of conduct is written wasn't put into place until after this incident occurred so it is not applicable to Winston. I look at it in this fashion. He either gets a 6 game suspension as a code of conduct violation for groping the woman because they have definitive evidence that he did so or he gets nothing because they have no definitive evidence that he did anything. I don't think there's middle ground here.
  23. $cam Newton...

    Punk kid needed his ass kicked!
  24. $cam Newton...

    Here's one you'll like. Prior to the Bucs game against the Panthers last December, one of the coaches talked with former Bucs receiver Russell Shepard on the field before the game. Just the two of them, no one else listening in. The coach said, "So is Cam really as big an asshole as we all think he is?" Shepard looked left, looked right, and then said, "Oh hell yes."
  25. $cam Newton...

    Don't want Scam anywhere near the goats, llamas, dogs and any other farm or household animals. He has the Michael Vick look in his anger filled eyes....
  26. ....annnnnnd.....It's back

    It's best to break it up with something educational. Like maybe watching reruns of a Food Network or Cooking Channel hottie do her thing while doing yer own. How bout Nadia G or Rachel Khoo. Maybe some Duke's instead of Jergens. Waiting for Giada's money shot. There's plenty to break up the day. BTW, anyone every actually put lipstick on a pig?
  27. $cam Newton...

    Sam Newton can eat the Dick cheese off of my goat.
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