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#815484 I Think I'm Done for a While..

Posted by Axe on 26 October 2015 - 03:59 AM

I've been a fan of this team since the day the Tampa Tribune Headline declared their existence..

 

 I grew up a Browns fan but converted because back then with no interweb, there wasn't Browns news in the area so, the Bucs because of proximity and the excitement of a new NFL franchise became my team..  It's been a long rough ride accentuated with two eras of excellence...One brief, another longer that eventually brought us a Lombardi (seems like ancient history now) but was largely wasted and should have produced at LEAST one more if not two more..

 

   My wife and I dedicate our Sundays to Buc football.. We always have. For the 22 yrs we've been together.. We own countless $$ of Buc paraphernalia.. We forgo Sunday family lunch get togethers in football season because "We" are the Buc fans of the family.. My family is largely gone... I have one daughter and two grandsons left.. My wife still has her folks, Mom and Dad left tho they are getting long in the tooth and sisters, brothers, and an extended family that we miss every week to watch the shit we saw today..... We came to a conclusion today that we were foregoing precious time with them on Sundays to experience  the bullshitery we watched today.. And honestly, we do not like the owners.. We HATE the Retard triplets!!!!! We HATE the new fuckened unis the retard triplets cast like a black cloud over their dad's once proud franchise.. We don't like the overpaid motor mouth that is Gerald McCoy. Done with Lovie Smith, he's clueless...Don't care for any of our DBs..

 

Shit!!! the new Swashbuckler outfits SUCK!!!

 

And here is the biggest thing... We HATE the lack of heart or substance this franchise displays for all to see on a weekly basis..

 

The retard triplets have run this thing into the ground like Flight 93...

 

This franchise needs a bionic douche!!

 

From the ownership down!!  This franchise needs new ownership!!   It needs a REAL GM!! A competent HC!

 

It needs to cancel EVERY fucking player radio show because the ignorance on display every week during these shows makes us all understand how 16 dumbass penalties happens!

 

 I'm sorry, this isn't even remotely close to the Buccaneer franchise I fell in love with yrs ago.. WTF happened??

 

We're gonna do family time on Sundays..

 

Bash me if you want..


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#824980 Rex hires first female coach!

Posted by tb_buc on 21 January 2016 - 12:19 PM

She must have awesome feet.....
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#810862 Just got back from that shitfest

Posted by BucForce on 14 September 2015 - 01:16 AM

The tailgate was great. The fans were pumped. Only a few Titans fans filling the stadium, 98% Bucs fans. And what does this fucking joke of a team do?

 

Go down 21-0 with 6 minutes left in the first quarter. An offense that was clueless, and a Swiss cheese of a defense that wouldn't know a Cover 2 if it shit on their cleats.

 

A team that got booed off the field at halftime. The pee wee kids got more cheers at halftime than these clowns.

 

Mariota looked like a 5th year pro. Poised, athletic, possessor of a fucking clue.

 

This is not on Winston, though he looked overmatched by a team that was also 2-14 in 2014. This is on Lovie Smith, Leslie Frazier and these defensive players, who looked like they had never played football since 6th grade gym class.

 

I am so pissed off that I wasted more money on this franchise, sat in 90 degree sun baking to watch that disgrace of a game. I won't be back for a very long time, I can tell you that. Thanks Glazertards for fucking the memory of your father's legacy. Go shit on Man U and sell the damn team to someone who cares.


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#853799 Dungy ranks Brady as the 6th best QB since 1978

Posted by jspaldin on 21 July 2017 - 02:37 PM

WHY WOULD ANYONE ASK DUNGY ABOUT A 'BEST OF OFFENSE' QUESTION?

 

That was the first mistake of this article.


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#847182 Steve Deumig has inoperable brain cancer

Posted by The Rich McKay Conspiracy on 11 February 2017 - 02:06 PM

 

Inoperable tumors on my brain. ( this may have been the reason I was having trouble getting through live read commercials in the past on some days in the past and being severely criticized for it. By some of you in the past. I hope you're happy now for the unreasonable criticism)

 

 

That's awful to hear, and I certainly wouldn't wish this on anyone, and I feel terrible for him and his family... but damn if he couldn't even announce that he was dying without taking a shot at people...


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#821603 OT: Funniest Bucschat Postings Ever

Posted by SF on 22 December 2015 - 04:21 PM

Ramon's wife's tattooed tit and his pride in posting it.

 

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The "Like" button is at lower right . . . .


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#812331 Wow this board

Posted by nnud28 on 22 September 2015 - 05:05 PM

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#790971 Mariota & Winston - One is a fraud

Posted by SF on 21 February 2015 - 08:59 PM

I watched NFL Network with considerable interest today to see the top QB prospects head to head.

 

Not a lot to see on the field. Sure they can both throw the ball and I can't see how who has the faster 40 time has much to do with how well they play quarterback. Every quarterback not named Randall Cunningham who relied on being able to outrun defenders pretty much burst into flames.

 

The part that caught my attention was the segment where the two of them were at the desk with five NFL Network guys answering questions.

 

Mariota only made one mistake in the process - he looked and sounded so stilted and uptight he was sacred to death about saying the wrong thing and blowing it. He was sitting there shitting his pants.

 

Winston was completely comfortable under the glass. He answered quickly and in a manner where you have confidence "this is just me." His answers were also solid and correct.

 

If you've interviewed people for employment - and these guys are on a job interview - you will always get the guy who will tell you exactly what he thinks you want to hear to get the job. And in the end, what good is that guy going to do your company. A business owner or manager needs another yes man like I need more grey hair.

 

What I saw in Mariota was a guy scared to death he would say the wrong thing and blow his chance as being perceived to be a high value prospect. Kind of like EJ Manuel or Geno Smith. "Somehow I am perceived to be a potential high pick and this is my big chance. So long as I don't get exposed I'll get that big payoff."

 

What I saw in Winston was a guy relaxed under pressure, knowing he had a target on his back and handling it all in stride. He made statements which could easily be refuted by team mates if they weren't true. In particular, when he was talking about film study. Someone asked him about the fact that playing baseball took away from his off season football work and Rich Eisen, I believe, said something about his coach saying his was a film junkie. Winston responded stating something along the lines of "When I am in the bullpen, I am watching practice film or game film. I always have my device with me and if anyone every questioned my off field film work, we have to log our hours and they are recorded. I would tell anyone who asked, look at the weekly log - that's my name - always on top."

 

Winston didn't even try to cover up some of his schoolyard slang. He sprinkled in just enough to let you know this guy has a complete grasp of what he is saying and what's going on.

 

I haven't seen it yet, but there is a session he does with Steve Marrucci where they go over plays on the white board. Eisen asked him about it, Without missing a beat WInston said "I Aced that!" With a big smile on his face and then repeated himself "I ACED IT!"

 

I used to have a small engraved sign on my desk facing the person sitting across from me "Tell me what you THINK, not what you think I want to hear" It was targeted to staff members who would tell me how wonderful my idea was, or some clients idea. You ask them a question and you can see their wheels turning - "what does he want me to say?, What will make me look smart?"

 

Mariota is saying everything he thinks people want to hear and Winston is saying what rolls right off his head - with confidence because he knows he knows his stuff. Mariota is trying just not to fuck up.

 

Golfers have a phrase for when they try so hard to do everything perfect they strangle the club and the refer to it as "gripping." Baseball pitchers do the same thing. Mariota is gripping and Winston is just relying on his ability.

 

Perhaps judging a quarterback by what they say isn't the standard for selecting #1 overall. But they both have enough on their resume quarterback wise, except I think Mariota's resume is a lot of smoke and mirrors. Kind of like this scene from "My Cousin Vinny:"

 

 

Mariota is showing you just what he thinks you want to see, this shithouse is made from bricks with straight sides and the right shape and all that blah blah, until you look at it from just the right angle.

 

Mariota is a mirage.

 

Winston is the real McCoy.


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#764722 CHOO CHOO! All Aboard the Jameis Winston Train.. Who's with me?

Posted by Cantankeris on 15 September 2014 - 12:01 AM

Winston is a fucking moron. The no brainer is Marriota.
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#842014 Thank you Regulator16

Posted by Ramsforever on 02 November 2016 - 12:34 AM

Payed his debt on the Rams-Bucs game.

 

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Nice coffee mug.

 

Thank you!


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#837064 I know it is preseason but those missed kicks

Posted by Cantankeris on 21 August 2016 - 06:40 PM

So let me get this straight, we are now deciding that draft picks were "wasted" after 2 preseason games?

This place has really taken a dump.

 

Yeah, no kidding...

 

We used to be able to do that after 1 preseason game!


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#834319 Brad Johnson- Gruden does not get enough credit for 2002

Posted by AndyG on 24 May 2016 - 07:57 PM

Gruden's inside information on the Raiders was nice, though it was on Bill Callahan to make the necessary changes to thwart that.

But again, from a previous post, here's the no-frills explanation of Gruden's impact on the Bucs:

 

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Road TDs on offense under Dungy:
1997 - 1
1999 - 0
2000 - 0
2001 - 0

 

Road TDs on offense in Gruden's first season with new offense:
2002 - 5

 

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Total Playoff TDs offense - Dungy:
1997 - 3 TDs in 2 games
1999 - 2 TDs in 2 games
2000 - 0 TDs in 1 game
2001 - 0 TDs in 1 game

 

Total Playoff TDs offense - Gruden's first season with new offense:
2002 - 8 TDs in 3 games

 

In one season, the offense Gruden put together scored more playoff touchdowns than were scored in all of Dungy's playoff years combined.

 

Yes, Gruden won it with Dungy's and Wyche's defensive draft picks. Somebody had to.


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#833251 Dominik on hiring of Gruden, Parcells and Bucs offense in 2002

Posted by coachjonego on 09 May 2016 - 07:01 PM

Raiders pre Gruden:

 

0 playoff wins from 1984-1998.

 

Raiders under Gruden:

 

No losing seasons.

 

Top 7 offense 4 years in a row.

 

Journeyman QB turned MVP in one year.

 

Booted from AFC Championship one year because Tony Siragusa's fat ass landed on Rich Gannon, breaking his collarbone....leaving Gruden's offense led by Bobby Hoying vs the 2000 Ravens.  Booted from playoffs next year on the tuck rule, on a 45 yd FG in the snow.

 

Raiders after Gruden:

 

No winning seasons 13 years after he left, even though the team was handed four premium draft picks in the deal that sent him away.

 

Buccaneers before Gruden:  2 playoff wins from 1983-2001, led by journeyman QB coming off 14 TD 13 INT season.

 

Buccaneers with Gruden:  1 championship, 3 playoff wins in his first year.  All other coaches in the history of the Buccaneers have 3 playoff wins. Combined.  Three division championships.  All other coaches in the history of the Buccaneers have 3 division championships.  Combined.  Journeyman 14 TD 13 INT QB morphs into 22 TD 6 INT Pro Bowler.   

 

All accomplishments achieved despite the fact this team was in cap hell, and despite the fact four premium picks were given up to acquire the man.

 

And the Raider franchise never recovered from losing the guy, even though they had four premium picks in his place.

 

Buccaneers since Gruden?

 

36 wins, 76 losses.  The year he was fired we won six games in a row at home.  We've won 6 of our last 22 home games.

 

Clearly, coachjon and his inflated ego were this franchise's biggest problem.    Other than the fullback.  The decision to fire him for the Raheem Morris/Byron Leftwich combo instead of chasing Favre (who found the NFCC in 09) was clearly the best course of action, in hindsight.


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#824953 Mike Smith Press Conference

Posted by El Bucanero on 21 January 2016 - 12:52 AM

Also, how refreshing is it to hear coaches talk about QB as THE strength of the team for once in for fucking EVER!


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#821025 Condiment Bowl!

Posted by rook on 16 December 2015 - 05:26 AM

A matchup fans no longer relish.


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#819781 Who the hell is COLDPLAY

Posted by Gulf Shore Steve on 03 December 2015 - 09:54 PM

This stuff is like Pavlov's dog. Announce halftime show, Bucschat reacts with metalhead requests.

 

:lol:

 

I'm not a fan of the band but what fuckin' rock have you been living under to not have heard of them?


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#818190 The 2015 Draft

Posted by SF on 18 November 2015 - 01:40 PM

Yields:

 

Starting Quarterback and undisputed Team Leader - could easily be the starting QB for 15 years;

 

Starting Middle Linebacker - could be hardy Nickerson II or Shelton Quarles II - Could play here for a decade

 

Starting Guard - Ali Marpet - Has posted excellent run blocking ratings including highest in the entire league one week - Could play here for a decade

 

Starting Left Tackle - The starter because he was the best option, but has been better than serviceable and is getting better every week. Doing a solid job and can really only get better. Could also easily play here for a decade plus.

 

Whether or not Kenny Bell actually has something to offer remains to be seen when he returns from injury next year.

 

And perhaps Adam Humphries is Karl Williams II . . . .

 

We're 4-5 and could easily be 6-3 with a win over Washington and any combination of Houston or NY Giants fixes and have done it the past few weeks with only one really legit receiver in Evans, who has a bad case of the dropsies.

 

This could be considerably worse. 


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#817580 The Remaining Undefeated NFL Teams

Posted by Axe on 12 November 2015 - 01:08 AM

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#813563 My play by play analysis of today's game

Posted by Gulf Shore Steve on 05 October 2015 - 12:25 AM

1st play Martin ran for about 3 yards. Looked good

2nd play fumbled snap recovered by Panthers. I turned the TV off and spent the rest of the day with my wife thus ending my play by play analysis of today's game.

 

I don't care what the reason was, who's fault it was or anything else about the play. I watched 8 hours of college ball yesterday with the overriding majority of those games played in the rain and there were minimal snap issues. In fact, I can only recall one which was a count issue and not a "the ball was wet" issue. Professionals should be able to handle this and this is just an extension of the ineptitude we've seen with this team since Raheem and Dominik started their reign of terror 8 years ago.

 

I know the Bucs lost in yet another what appears to be non competitive game. I don't care the reason, who's to blame or whatever explanation or criticism of the effort is, I'm not going to pay attention to this shitshow much at all until they figure it out....whoever "they" is.

 

 


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#804044 Memorial Day...

Posted by SF on 25 May 2015 - 02:11 AM

please remember those that made the ultimate sacrifice to make our country great, and still free.

 

God bless them all. And go Bucs.

 

Thank You for a fitting tribute.

 

I hear people say "Happy Memorial Day" and I just want to scream, or confusing Memorial Day with veterans day. All who serve deserve our thanks and consideration but Memorial Day is a remembrance of those who died in service to their country. Every one of the 700 or so thousand who fought and died in the wars and conflicts below are matched up to wives, mothers, sisters, brothers and children who answered the knock on the door to see officers with grim faces and knew their husbands, sons, fathers and brothers would not be returning home. I just can't imagine the grief.

 

If you have never seen it, watch Ken Burns masterful series "The War."

 

Rest In peace.

 

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