From the Headlines [Archive]

Wow what a hottie
WTF is with British parents? Mom and dad leave 4 yr old in hotel room, and
Bill Maxwell back with the Times.
Florida Lottery refuses to pay
One of Cindy's finest Generals goes under!
Lightning strikes Jesus statue, insurance doesn't cover acts of God
Librty U terrorist planned to napalm protestors at Falwell's funeral
Fire in Hernado County
So Bush got what he wanted. Now what?
At least he got caught with his hand on the mouse ...
OT - Boy Shoots Hog Said to Dwarf 'Hogzilla'
OT: Hog thread
OT...SO-Cal Burger wars
"Who Wants a Kidney?"
Black-on-white hate crime? You decide and comment.
John Winter
Something to brighten your morning!
That must be some good chili sauce
Sluts!
Balls of Steel or just plain nuts?
Flip this House a Fraud!
Those whacky Vermontenites
Mark Lunsford makes excuse for his son
Wow.....truth is stranger
FCC Stopping Free Speech
Caby Stabed n S St.Pete
Ed Brown
Paris Hilton released from jail already!
Syria ready for war
Divers removing failed tire reef project
Paris's problem is a result of Bush & Company.
Does Capital Punishment Deter Crime?
"Fighting breaks out in the Middle East"....
Cluck SPiTster/Bush hater - moves to England!
More 'Drama' than NYC - more colorful too
Clucks abortion practice existed for a long time
This weeks mother of the year award
OT: Guys, if this were your daughter...
This forum is what new media is all about
OHIO Missing Mother Found
As Hilton exits...
Free patdown with every ticket!
Cell phone stalkers
Oh GOODIE
Could Chris Benoit have been murdered?
Well, it's now over as ANOTHER bites the dust.
Farc'd.
Like NMFTA said illegals are no cost to us.
Sad news!
Hunt for "Turd Burglar" is on in San Diego
Hahahaha......
Mysterious Car Accident
Homeland Security Staff Risks
As long as I don't get mistaken for coffee ...
Mr. Mojo Dyin': New allegation about Jim Morrison's death
RIP Lady Bird Johnson
Boy dies hiding in microwave
Who the F does this guy think he is?
Lindsay Lohan busted again
This justifies my hatred of cats
James Knox Polk, Empire Grabber
NASA follies
They come in three's
Paris Hilton: No Inheritance for You!
Moral poverty cost blacks
Russia is trying to claim the North Pole
Home insurance companies continue to screw
Blacks? Muslims? Black Muslims? Dangerous?
The things that some people actually collect!
What's NOT in the headlines...
The black guy made him do it.
Two Jihad-U ragheads, explosives and a military installation
Former mining official: We need to reach miners faster
The "dog-tor" will see you now
Vick sued for $63 Billion by Holiday, FL Inmate
Father Tasered while holding newborn
Online dating site for geeks
The dreaded radioactive lap dance
Apparently Hezbollah really did win the 34 day war against Israel!
Frozen Smoke: greatest thing since...
nudist lie on melting glacier
Affirmative Action victims should teach too!
UFO's in Haiti
Another rock relic rises from the tar pits
Did she watch "Basic Instinct" first?
UT senior dies while riding a motorcycle on 275...
Leona Helmsley checks out
John Couey sentenced to death
Mother Teresa - Atheist
Owen Wilson attempts suicide
Lunar eclipse Aug 28
It's ok, Vick found jesus
"Allah don't play that!" (soccer, that is)
A-Political Education
Welcome to the land of Pussy's
Roommate. It's what's for dinner.
Designer vaginas?
Who says beauty contestants aren't tough
ahhh......Vernon..... Vernon....Vernon
They hope they die before they get old ...
I'll provide the Sangria...
5 nuclear warheads go missing from the USAF.
Moron cop deserves book thrown at him
Bluto Dead!
"X-Men" for real?
Dancing Days are Here Again!
Will google and amazon look for you?
Six Held in West Virginia Torture of Black Woman
Cop caught threatening to fabricate charges against motorist
Solution to all our energy problems right here
RIP, Hughie Thomasson!
School bans American flag shirts on 9/11 anniversary
MTV awards - Pam Lee
Awsome story
Dummy knows lots of Cops...except this one
Why did Bush make OJ Simpson rob a Vegas casino!?
WASPs find wasps...
A sign for you non-believers...
School received postcards with Jihad bomb threats
Geez I wish they'd check you're dead before
Mom of the week Part Duex
Jebidiah just Preaching the Truth
Firefighters Rescue Man Trapped In Chimney Trying To Enter Home
Homer Simpson is alive and well
Damn, where can I get a can of this ?
Now the moment you all have been waiting for
Hugs are latest target for PC police in your kids' schools
Not the sharpest stalker in the shed
Does amputee have a legal leg to stand on?
Don't mess with the Danny
Voted "Most Likely to Kill Us All"
ok, normally I side with the law , BUT this bitch
Pepsi? or Coke? or..
I knew I was in the wrong line of work.
Puppycide
well now the Harry Potter books are definitely evil
How is China allowed to do this? Space weapons?
Lance Mackey - great story
Mickey Rourke arrested on scooter
IT's ALIVE!
Give me candy or I give you death
Daughter Backs Over Mother in Driveway
But she has Bud Light.
O Boy George!
more senseless puppycide
Channel 8's Bob Hite busted for cruisin' & boozin'
Danny Federici has cancer!
This is why I only take tropical cruises!
Former Buc's cheerleader arrested!
Rape victim committed adultery: Saudi Arabia
Rodney King's Been Shot!
Why do Bob and Doug Mackenzie hate the Earth?
Hostage Situation at Hillary's Office
Evil Knevil (sp) Dead
The Evel one has passed on...........
Jessica Sierra BUSTED AGAIN!!!
Don't touch his monkey ...
Debra Lafave arrested AGAIN
Should the US boycott the Summer games?
Bird Flu
Survives Iraq...killed by Moose
Penn State students dress up as dead VT students for Halloween.
New study shows that they can fix the gay
Well, we can now see where the Omaha shooter got his wacko brain
Good news for "Lord of the Rings" geeks (like me)!
Not for the faint of heart..
FYI....kite/sail assisted shipping...
Screaming monkey sex explained
Wish 'You' Were Here...
Does this not constitute CRAZY?
Most Ironic Story of the Year!
Once again, Political Correctness makes me want to vomit
God Does Virgin! Proves He's Not Gay!
Public service announcement
Fungal Fever
Stay classy, water tower gunman!
One of those odd things to brag about
GPS is trying to kill you!!!
Wow!! How fitting is this??
Newsflash: Dr. Phil is a Piece of Trash
Britney in a Burqa? Jihadi's revenge!
"May we have your liver?"
Yet More Evidence that Feminists Are Nuts...
More proof 'journalists' are Communists!
MRSA/HIV
Gay People Spread Diseases
Anybody with ties to Citigroup?
Nuts!
Get your news here......!
"You using the whole fist, Doc?"
Study confirms clowns are scary
Allstate Subpeona
Creationist Museum to auction off 40,000 year old Mastadon skull...
Former chess champion Bobby Fischer dies at 64
Rap has the same effect on me ...
Heath Ledger Dead
OT: Sorry, this is how I feel
Bigfoot spotted by mar rover on mars!!
Someone who finally gets it.
Amendment #1
Only in Poland
Vote NO Amendment #1
Old Kids on the Block
President of Mormon church dies
For the board's 6-Pak General wanna-B's
John Deere
What is it with Galveston?
Just passing this on.
AlmonddidIjizz needs
This year's first Darwin Award winner!
My kind of Woman
This lawyer SUCKS and I want a NEW ONE!
SHOCKER Heidi Fleiss arrested!!!
What's the difference between...
1st Amendment vs 2nd Amendment
We better crank up the emissions to avoid an Ice Age
You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat
ok losers, get ready you're about to get lucky
It's Truly The Apocolypse! Omg
Anybody see that bitch dump over the guy in the wheelchair?
Cool
Kosovo Declares Independence
Scourge of Scientology dies
Heads Up!!
Coinciding with the lunar eclipse...
Dubai builds some cool ass things
OT: Lunar Eclipse
Early favorite foe mother of the year
Italian Scientist Find the G SPOT
Why does a Scot accept a "knighthood" from the Queen if they want it to be free?
RIP Dick Fletcher!
If cussing out a dog is criminal behavior ...
Statewide Power Outages!
OT - What the hell is wrong with people
wtf is this guy thinking
Good for you, Carlos Edward Tello!
"I go to you now, Jobu. I stick up for you. ...
#1 threat to humanity: MATTRESSES!!!
Amazing that places like this still exist ...
107 a barrel
Mary Ann :Caught with pot!!!
Uh oh, Ford is in big trouble....
What is it about Jodie Foster ...
Woman sat on toilet for 2 years??
Yuma Looking to Go Medieval on Immigration
Nobody F**ks With the Jesus! ...
Abba drummer found dead with slit throat.
You'll put your eye out!
Man Fired After Repeated Requests for Prostitute
American Airlines, Cum fly with us!